Posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Ever one to see the humor in even the worst circumstances, I set out to try to lighten hearts with a little COVID-19 humor.
I authored these:
China got this virus right off the bat.
I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.
With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.
families may learn to be families again.
“Nobody has contemplated nearly half the ways the world has changed.”
Five weeks ago I had never heard the term “social distancing” before.
Eight weeks ago I would have thought you were crazy to leave your mail unopened in the garage for a couple of days.
On Saturday I took TWO showers. Went to the post office to mail PPE stuff to extended family, came home, undressed in the garage, deconned the essentials and took a shower. It is such a hassle to go out anymore.
Get out of the shower. Voicemail from my wife. Can I go pick up Grandma’s medicine at the pharmacy. Sigh....
ROFL! Wife will love that one!
Stolen from another thread:
The dog says “12 days alone in the house. Now do you understand why I chew the furniture?”
We need to keep our sense of humor
THAT was funny!
Chuck Norris has the Corona Virus..........
..........IN A HEAD LOCK!!!
A Grenade in the BurnBucket from time to time is a way of releasing the tensions and anxiety that has built up in a lot of people over the last few weeks. Yes the Sh@t flies in an unseemly manner for a few minutes and does appear in bad taste. However without it some people can be driven to the edge of despair without the health giving properties of a good laugh. After all, we may all have enough stress to contend with in the coming months, so sit back and have a medicinal laugh whist we all can.
I am in awe of my co-workers and proud to be part of a health care system that is trying to meet the needs of the community. Almost everyone seems more pleasant and understanding. It is my honor to be a small part of the team.
If you haven’t seen this lady she puts out some funny videos. Better then SNL has been in a long time.
https://twitter.com/conmomma/status/1244793656499785728
Plus she looks like Sarah Palin.
So the Texas governor announced that all travelers from California must be quarantined for 14 days upon arrival, no exceptions, or else face jailtime.
A reporter asked the governor if travelers from other states would be treated the same or differently for the remainder of the Coronavirus pandemic, whereupon the governor replied “Who said anything about Coronavirus?!”
I do the same thing. If this keeps up, I'm going to build a shower in my garage...
Isn’t that great?
You have to learn how to survive in a contaminated world.
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