And then baby's head comes out, and I'm screaming and my
brother who's been videotaping the whole thing turns green,
his eyes roll up in his head and he blacks out, he drops
the camera, the camera breaks, and then the placenta comes flying out.
Posted on 05/02/2019 9:38:36 AM PDT by Gamecock
No more placenta cheese sammichs I guess.
In other news, semen is high in zinc, which is believed to be an antioxidant and slows down the aging process of skin and muscles.
https://www.phillymag.com/news/2013/08/07/turns-semen-protein-thought/
Placentas make great door stops.
New research suggests no mental health benefits to eating your placenta>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Then I won’t bother to get further servings at the Red Hen Restaurant in Lexington, Virginia, who seem to have an over supply from Planned Parenthood.
Germaine Greer’s went for big bux!
We should start a rumor on leftist forums that if you eat your boogers it will improve your mental health.
Being the cognitive wonders they are, they would jump right on that. Hey, we could import boogers from Asia! A whole new industry!
That headline cracked me up. Eating your placenta is an indication of mental instability.
Thanks. I was about to google for “placenta restaurant”.
What is this? another idiot fad? did some mental midget write a book “Your Placenta and You”?
I heard Mayor Pete’s in his 60s.
Placenta-eating article posts generally get yanked tout de suite.
Do you bronze them or encase them in polyurethane?
“What did you say is in this smoothie?”
The Boogie-Woogie Challenge!
Back when SNL was funny they had a sketch for Placenta Helper, it never made to air though I have seen box mock ups online.
It amazes me that people think eating an organ one time will magically cure mental illness, improve vitamin B12 levels, etc.
“Placentas make great door stops.”
No they don’t. They are all squishy and floppy, they roll under the door, and they are a pain to pull out of the way, because they keep tearing and gooing all over the place.
However, they are VERY high in the same stem cells that came with the baby, and may be used for all kinds of grotesque “scientific” studies. Dr. Josef Mengele comes to mind.
Neither. Just prop it up against the door.
Oh, and keep the dog away from it.
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