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To: SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...

And then baby's head comes out, and I'm screaming and my
brother who's been videotaping the whole thing turns green,
his eyes roll up in his head and he blacks out, he drops
the camera, the camera breaks, and then the placenta comes flying out.
3 posted on 05/02/2019 9:43:11 AM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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To: Gamecock

Placentas make great door stops.


5 posted on 05/02/2019 9:44:09 AM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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We should start a rumor on leftist forums that if you eat your boogers it will improve your mental health.

Being the cognitive wonders they are, they would jump right on that. Hey, we could import boogers from Asia! A whole new industry!


8 posted on 05/02/2019 9:46:17 AM PDT by TheTimeOfMan (The Eloi unexpectedly protected the Morlocks from rogue Eloi as they themselves prepared to be eaten)
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