Placentas make great door stops.
Do you bronze them or encase them in polyurethane?
“Placentas make great door stops.”
No they don’t. They are all squishy and floppy, they roll under the door, and they are a pain to pull out of the way, because they keep tearing and gooing all over the place.
However, they are VERY high in the same stem cells that came with the baby, and may be used for all kinds of grotesque “scientific” studies. Dr. Josef Mengele comes to mind.