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Skunk under deck
4/10/2019 | Me

Posted on 04/10/2019 2:14:11 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco

There's a skunk under my deck and I'm not sure how to deal with it.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: annoyingcritters; democrats; skunks
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To: Bassfire

Supposed to work on cats, too. Wouldn’t make the deck very useable. People hate the smell, too.


81 posted on 04/10/2019 3:49:30 PM PDT by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: Hot Tabasco

I would invite Alexandria Whatsherteeth to come to your house and talk to the skunk.

The skunk would realize that it is in the presence of The Queen of the Skunks and come out from under the deck to honor her.

Then, after listening to The Skunk Queen for a few minutes, it would run off screaming into the woods.


82 posted on 04/10/2019 3:50:16 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

When you trap it in the havaheart, put an old blanket over the trap, put the trap in the car and drive to the liberal part of town. The blanket keeps the skunk calm. If the shunk can’t lift its tail, it can’t spray.

You need a long stick and string on the trap’s door so when you let the critter out, it will simply wander away. I have done this plenty of times and nothing ends up smelling. Of course, there may be babies by now.

Peanuts work for bait. Buy a big bag so you have plenty left over to eat on your skunk free deck.


83 posted on 04/10/2019 3:58:22 PM PDT by PSUGOP
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To: Hot Tabasco

Havahart trap.

Give swimming lesson by submerging trap completely under water for 5-10 minutes.

I haven’t had a single one learn to swim yet, sadly.

No scent release.


84 posted on 04/10/2019 3:58:55 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: Ge0ffrey

really? Skunks get to be picky about odors! who knew.


85 posted on 04/10/2019 3:59:40 PM PDT by ronniesgal (so I wonder what his FR handle is????)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Catch it in a “skunk-proof” trap using smelly bait. then cover the trap with a big plastic container (big rectangular one from Home Depot works). gas it with a smoke bomb or two. i used to release them live but no more - they dug too many holes under my fence. repeat as necessary until you find no more new holes.


86 posted on 04/10/2019 4:01:42 PM PDT by utax
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To: Hot Tabasco
Blast this under the deck at top volume...

Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road

87 posted on 04/10/2019 4:08:40 PM PDT by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Yell, I have the goods on Trump and Putin and the skunks will follow you as you run. Be careful because there may be hundreds of them in your neighborhood.


88 posted on 04/10/2019 4:08:54 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Hot Tabasco

Trap it
Box up Trap and Skunk(s)
Address to pelousy and upchucky at the Capital
Send it Postage Due


89 posted on 04/10/2019 4:09:01 PM PDT by mabarker1 (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!!)
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To: Sacajaweau

“Be wise....Call animal control.”

I tried that first. They sent a young (18?) woman over with no protective equipment and apparently no training. She ended up getting sprayed and got an eye infection. Caught another one a few days later and they said it had to be in a skunk proof trap. (Somehow the skunk got out of my first trap). Bought a skunk proof trap and caught another one. City had changed their policy and then required it be ONE OF THEIR traps ($75 deposit, 15 mile drive to pick it up and must return the trap in a week or two). Worthless excuse for “animal control”. Maybe after some kid gets rabies they will do something.


90 posted on 04/10/2019 4:10:37 PM PDT by utax
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To: utax
Sorry....Obviously you've acquired wisdom.

Find an old farmer. He'll know what to do.

91 posted on 04/10/2019 4:19:06 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Hot Tabasco

Don’t hurt him! Just let him be and he’ll trot off sooner or later.


92 posted on 04/10/2019 4:20:29 PM PDT by Zirondelle76
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To: Hulka

Well, it won’t be too cute when it kills your dog like it did my old girlfriend’s. Rabies is not a pretty sight.

Skunk rabies are the worst variety and skunks are the highest percent carrier on average. They get bit a lot but not killed because of their stink.

They always carry a bit of that stink around.


93 posted on 04/10/2019 4:21:15 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: rstrahan

Spread bleach around. Pool shock would work too.

You could also try a Bird-X Yard Guard Pest Repeller.
It makes an annoying noise.


94 posted on 04/10/2019 4:23:23 PM PDT by fulltlt
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Agreed.


95 posted on 04/10/2019 4:24:33 PM PDT by Hulka
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To: tiki

when taking them far away- make sure you paint them so you know if same is coming back or just some new one is moving in


96 posted on 04/10/2019 4:36:05 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: Hulka
I’d not do that as I have experience in shooting one. Shot one and the stink sac released. .

When I first trapped it, I had to approach with a blanket then draped it over the trap.

There is no way I would have approached the trap with a .22 to shoot it. The critter would have nailed me before I even got gun to the cage to shoot it......

The best advice I've gotten so far is to let it be since it probably already has babies.......

97 posted on 04/10/2019 4:36:16 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (ui)
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To: Ge0ffrey
A pan of ammonia. They don’t like the smell.

Trying that right now. I have an old shirt draped over the hole with a pan of ammonia in front of it. If the skunk leaves the deck, the t-shirt will reflect it. If the skunk re-enters at the end of the night, the t-shirt should be pulled back into the hole........

If it's pulled back in, that would likely indicate the skunk is more concerned about a family underneath the deck than the pan of ammonia......

If that's the case, there's nothing I can do about the skunk than let it raise the kits then move on........

98 posted on 04/10/2019 4:44:46 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (ui)
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To: gloryblaze
what kind of live trap can you use that can be handled with a live skunk trapped inside?

"Have a heart" live traps......I've caught many possum and a couple of coons........

As for the skunk, once in the trap, you have to approach it with a blanket or something to throw over it so that it doesn't see you as a threat and try to spray you.

99 posted on 04/10/2019 4:50:42 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (ui)
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To: Hot Tabasco

You could register it to vote, as a democrat. No voter I.D. needed.


100 posted on 04/10/2019 5:08:04 PM PDT by Tudorfly (All things are possible within the will of God.)
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