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To: Hot Tabasco

I would invite Alexandria Whatsherteeth to come to your house and talk to the skunk.

The skunk would realize that it is in the presence of The Queen of the Skunks and come out from under the deck to honor her.

Then, after listening to The Skunk Queen for a few minutes, it would run off screaming into the woods.


82 posted on 04/10/2019 3:50:16 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

When you trap it in the havaheart, put an old blanket over the trap, put the trap in the car and drive to the liberal part of town. The blanket keeps the skunk calm. If the shunk can’t lift its tail, it can’t spray.

You need a long stick and string on the trap’s door so when you let the critter out, it will simply wander away. I have done this plenty of times and nothing ends up smelling. Of course, there may be babies by now.

Peanuts work for bait. Buy a big bag so you have plenty left over to eat on your skunk free deck.


83 posted on 04/10/2019 3:58:22 PM PDT by PSUGOP
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