Posted on 01/29/2019 2:42:34 PM PST by Gamecock
TEXARKANA, Ark. — A 19-year-old Arkansas man has pleaded guilty to trying to steal a commercial plane so he could fly to Chicago to attend a rap concert.
The Texarkana Gazette reports that Zemarcuis Scott of Texarkana pleaded guilty...
Authorities have said Scott was found July 4 inside the cockpit of an American Eagle jet at Texarkana Regional Airport and that he had hoped to fly to an out-of-state concert.
He has no training as a pilot. Police have said he told investigators he thought piloting the plane would involve little more than pushing buttons and pulling levers.
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Zeemarquees be a rill genius, bruh.
he thought piloting the plane would involve little more than pushing buttons and pulling levers.
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Actually that’s all there is to it. Of course it helps a bunch if you know which lever to pull and which button to push at what time.
Related to Occasional Cortex?
“he thought piloting the plane would involve little more than pushing buttons and pulling levers.”
The trick is which buttons and levers when.
Its actually quite easy to steal a plane, if one knows how. Most do not need keys to start.
Well, it is, it's just that they're not interchangeable. Sounds like a future congressman.
Well, in a sense, yeah, but .....
I look at his mugshot and I’m torn between deciding whether he’s cocky stupid or straight stupid.
This is the kind of person most think of as ‘Liking Rap’.
Maybe he was used to stealing cars and thought he was ready for the Big Time! “I’m good enough, I’m dumb enough, and doggone it, trashy girls like me!”
How else he gonna git to he concert?
Now that’s dedication.
“I go flyin’ so high, when I’m stoned!”
He might see things differently, when he sobers up.
Lemmy see, ware do fin da keyhole to git dis thing started?
The first issue would be finding the REVERSE lever.
He has strong drive, I’ll give him that.
How to steal an airplane, in 4 easy steps.
1. Kick the tire.
2. Light the fire.
3. Go on ‘Guard’.
4. Leave the yard.
The first issue would be finding the REVERSE lever.
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It’s right between the park lever and the neutral lever, DUH!!!!
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