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Nigerian Prince Commits Suicide After Being Rejected While Trying to Give Away His Fortune
Original content | 12/1/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/01/2018 3:41:03 AM PST by Lazamataz

(AP) Nairobi, Nigeria -- Prince Alab Swalahari was found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his palace in Nairobi on Tuesday. A note next to his body stated that he was despondent that no one would accept his attempt to give away his vast riches.

His brother explained, "Alab had converted to Christianity quite some time ago. All he was trying to do was live a Christ-like life! Christ commands us to give our money to the poor. He tried for over 15 years, sending people emails to give away his money, but all he got back was mockery and hate. I guess it finally became too much for him."

Swalahari had recently been the target of a United States-initiated FBI investigation, and Interpol was scheduled to interview him a few days before his suicide.

Said his mother, "I am so incredibly sad. My son! All he was trying to do was give away his money, and the world would not believe him! Why are people so cruel?"

The fortune Swalahari was attempting to give away totaled more than 46 billion Naira, which is approximately 127 million dollars in United States currency. His lawyer remarked, "Obviously there would be some fees for transfer of this large amount of money, but when we asked for the few thousand dollars to make the transfer happen, not one person was willing to do it..... and several dozen people even contacted the authorities!"

Funeral arrangements will be held at Kenyatta Funeral Parlour, 128 Thiika Hwy South, this coming Wednesday.

 

Photograph of a portion of the money Prince Swalahari was attempting to give away.



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; nigerianprince; rip; satire; satirehumor; satiresatire
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To: Lazamataz

" I'll wait for the movie"

41 posted on 12/01/2018 4:33:25 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Lazamataz

But no one dies on the internet - we will probably keep getting messages from the Prince, and also probably from his family (who will doubtless be inspired by his example).


42 posted on 12/01/2018 4:33:40 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: Lazamataz

Not having read the article, should this be in breaking news?


43 posted on 12/01/2018 4:35:07 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Lazamataz
😂
44 posted on 12/01/2018 4:35:50 AM PST by Rusty0604
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To: Lazamataz

“My humor is the very darkest of all.”


As Stalin said, “Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.”


45 posted on 12/01/2018 4:36:21 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: Lazamataz
😈
46 posted on 12/01/2018 4:37:23 AM PST by Rusty0604
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To: alloysteel
I’m so wrought that I think I will join the Columbia Record Club, again.

Brother, can you spare a penny?

47 posted on 12/01/2018 4:38:04 AM PST by Laslo Fripp (The Sybil of Free Republic)
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To: Lazamataz
I encourage you to check out 411Eaters. It is a scam baiting website that chronicles the funny sagas of people who toy with scammers. Their theory is "Every minute the scammer I'm communicating with is spending on me is a minute he is not scamming a real potential victim."
48 posted on 12/01/2018 4:46:03 AM PST by DoodleBob
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To: Lazamataz

He never emailed me!


49 posted on 12/01/2018 4:50:16 AM PST by high info voter (Liberal leftists would have "un-friended" Paul Revere!)
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To: Lazamataz

My Nigerian barrister just emailed me. The funds should be in my account by Monday...


50 posted on 12/01/2018 4:51:40 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: MV=PY
And to think I didn’t believe him...

You're heartless, I tell you, heartless.....

51 posted on 12/01/2018 4:58:59 AM PST by varon (Run the conspirators to ground)
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To: Lazamataz

Everyone who prayed “God, give me the chance to prove that riches won’t change me” was given the opportunity.


52 posted on 12/01/2018 5:04:13 AM PST by ctdonath2 (The Red Queen wasn't kidding.)
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To: Ancesthntr
As Stalin said, “Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.”

YOU WINZ DEE INTERTOOBS

Funny stuff!

53 posted on 12/01/2018 5:22:56 AM PST by Lazamataz (You know, when I advised Democrats to vote AFTER Nov 6th, I didn't think they'd actually DO it.)
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To: Lazamataz

I double checked to make sure I did not sleep in for 4 months.


54 posted on 12/01/2018 5:28:05 AM PST by beef (The more they tighten their grip, the more blogs will slip through their fingers.)
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To: Lazamataz

You should start a GoFundMe for him.


55 posted on 12/01/2018 5:33:57 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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To: Lazamataz

This is so sad. If only you had acted, and accepted his money, Prince Salawari would be alive today>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yes, your are right about that. Sometimes we make the stupidest mistakes in not just giving in , loosening up and going with the flow of the hearts we have, and which we should always wear on our shirt sleeves!

Failure to accept generosity has caused an unnecessary death
and now I must seek forgiveness from his family and send my account information and routing number to them, even though I do not need or want their money.

I have all of my retirement savings in that account, over 700 K so I do not need their money. I hope they will feel better about their loss of the Prince when they see that I already have over 700 thousand dollars.

If only Al Sharpton knew how kind we are!


56 posted on 12/01/2018 5:34:07 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Lazamataz

I will never assume anything ever again. I’m soooo ashamed of myself now for rejecting every generous offer of money that comes to me via my Yahoo e-mail Spam folder, especially from places like Nigeria, Somalia, Ethiopia and “Chad”. However, I’m not sure if the Prince of Chad isn’t really Al Gore, and if it is, then I’ve got your number, pal!


57 posted on 12/01/2018 5:34:55 AM PST by equaviator
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To: Lazamataz

Do you write for the Onion and/or BabylonBee?

This is too good!


58 posted on 12/01/2018 5:43:55 AM PST by texanyankee
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To: Lazamataz

Please add me to your Ping List. I don’t want to miss out on future Nigerian Prince giveaways...


59 posted on 12/01/2018 5:55:00 AM PST by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lazmeister! :-D


60 posted on 12/01/2018 6:06:56 AM PST by WXRGina (Repeal and DON'T replace!)
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