[Moonman62]

The husband told police he and his wife were drinking at the pool area when they decided to go to their room and have sex. But Hickman became angry and said he was using her, police said, and at one point locked her teeth on his left forearm.

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Could have been worse. Of course, the real news in Key West is that heterosexuals were involved.

[Gamecock]

I suppose that’s better than having Jon Voight take a piece out of your arm.

[Gamecock]

She probably cleans up good.

[Robert DeLong]

Jennifer M. Rahe Hickman, a dental hygienist

You just can't make this stuff up. 8>)

[Candor7]

There will be a new movie” I married a Zombie!” produced by the “bonne apetite” set of Hollywood lefties.

The movie rights will be worth a cool mil.

[Caipirabob]

My first reaction to the title was “How bad can that be?” but of course... Lol...

[Flick Lives]

Alternate headline: “Hygienist Hijinks Hurt Hubby”

[Vaquero]

He was real butch calling the cops on his wife for his boo boo.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I was just glad it wasn’t one of my (straight) cousins who live in Key West.

[tflabo]

Blood stained teeth and stringy flesh between the teeth? No problema for a dental hygienist. Now she needs to see a mental hygienest.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

But Hickman became angry and said he was using her,

Unclear on the concept.

[tflabo]

He’s got the beetchy beach blues. Or make that the reds. Well so much for the romantic getaway.

[Ouch]

“During the arrest, the couple’s son got between officers and his mom”

Where was the son during sex?

[mountn man]

A 42-year-old Ohio woman was jailed Sunday after police said she bit her husband during sex while at a Key West hotel. Jennifer M. Rahe Hickman, a dental hygienist from Mason, Ohio, was drunk when officers handcuffed her and said multiple times, “I’m going to [expletive] kill him,” according to the police report.

I think the police misunderstood her.

I don't think she said “I’m going to [expletive] "f***ing kill him,”

I think she said “I’m going to [expletive] F**k AND kill him,”

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

In some jurisdictions, that would simply be dismissed as kink.

DANG!

[areukiddingme1]

I’m assuming that this doesn’t make it in to the annual Christmas newsletter — “We also took a family vacation to Key West, Jennifer and I were having sex and she bit me so I had her arrested...Oh that was a fun time.”

[DallasGal]

First thought was, “and this is a problem?” LOL

He must have said “hold muh beer” in the midst of things.

[Drew68]

How embarrassing.

There but for the grace of God...

And then I quit drinking.

[CGASMIA68]

Son must be real proud of his folks.

[Gay State Conservative]

He must have called her some other woman's name...perhaps a neighbor!