Posted on 03/17/2017 3:25:14 AM PDT by Gamecock
A 42-year-old Ohio woman was jailed Sunday after police said she bit her husband during sex while at a Key West hotel.
Jennifer M. Rahe Hickman, a dental hygienist from Mason, Ohio, was drunk when officers handcuffed her and said multiple times, “I’m going to [expletive] kill him,” according to the police report.
“She continued yelling and screaming the entire ride to the jail,” wrote Officer Daniel Blanco, who booked Hickman for misdemeanor domestic battery.
An employee of the Southernmost on the Beach hotel called police after learning of a verbal dispute coming from room 409. When she called the room, a man answered the phone crying.
The husband told police he and his wife were drinking at the pool area when they decided to go to their room and have sex. But Hickman became angry and said he was using her, police said, and at one point locked her teeth on his left forearm.
Under the “weapon” category on the arrest report, police listed “Teeth.”
During the arrest, the couple’s son got between officers and his mom, who was lying on a beach chair with her eyes closed. He moved only after officers threatened to arrest him as well.
The husband told police he and his wife were drinking at the pool area when they decided to go to their room and have sex. But Hickman became angry and said he was using her, police said, and at one point locked her teeth on his left forearm.
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Could have been worse. Of course, the real news in Key West is that heterosexuals were involved.
I suppose that’s better than having Jon Voight take a piece out of your arm.
...in a cage
You just can't make this stuff up. 8>)
Not even with beer goggles...
Yeah I’ll say. In fact the headline makes you assume the worse. 8>)
There will be a new movie” I married a Zombie!” produced by the “bonne apetite” set of Hollywood lefties.
The movie rights will be worth a cool mil.
Well, if convicted she looses her gun rights. So how about this, no drinking, no sex, no arrest. That’s too much to hope for.
My first reaction to the title was “How bad can that be?” but of course... Lol...
Alternate headline: “Hygienist Hijinks Hurt Hubby”
Well, if convicted she looses her gun rights.
Do you mean “gum rights”?
Forget it Jake. It's Key West.
He was real butch calling the cops on his wife for his boo boo.
I was just glad it wasn’t one of my (straight) cousins who live in Key West.
Blood stained teeth and stringy flesh between the teeth? No problema for a dental hygienist. Now she needs to see a mental hygienest.
Unclear on the concept.
He’s got the beetchy beach blues. Or make that the reds. Well so much for the romantic getaway.
“During the arrest, the couple’s son got between officers and his mom”
Where was the son during sex?
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