German woman 'decapitated lover with circular saw in bizarre sex game'

The Telegraph ^

[mumblypeg]

Ok, help me out here.
The dead guy “forced” her to participate in degrading sex games?
But he was the one who was tied to the bed-—getting his head sawed off?

[Buckeye McFrog]

“No, I said I wanted you to give me HEAD!”

[running for cover....]

[SaveFerris]

yep

[Covenantor]

No, I said I wanted you to give me HEAD!”

to which she replied, "HEAD! you want head, I got your head right here!

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Anyone who has used a circular saw would know it would be pretty hard to accidentally decapitate someone with it. But there was this guy who tried to convince me he accidentally shot himself in the back with a shotgun.

[HomerBohn]

Now the Muslims will begin beheading in this fashion and claim it was their idea all along.

Rather like the Muslim who invented the condom by utilizing the lower intestine of a goat. Later a Brit improved on the design by removing the intestine from the animal.

[pepsi_junkie]

Instead of alerting the authorities, Christian K helped her bury the dismembered corpse in the garden of the house.

You know, my dad once told me that girls will sometimes do something that's a red flag, like asking you to help her bury a dismembered corpse and when you see them you ought to run in the other direction. Guess this guys dad never gave him that advice.

[Army Air Corps]

Some women find it difficult to get ahead in life...

[gogeo]

That’s not how circumcision is supposed to work.

[dfwgator]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

[Professional]

His last words were “No, I said screw around, not saw...”

[MayflowerMadam]

Was it good for you?

[Trillian]

Maybe fifty shades inspired her.

[x]

It was not until she brought a new lover, Christian K, to the house that the body was discovered.

Him again?

[morphing libertarian]

dated a Hungarian woman in my sinning days. She cut her and her husbands bed in two with a chain saw because he was with another woman. I wish she would have told me that before we slept together. We had a summer long fling and my friend, a psych, asked me if I was crazy. You know, I’d probably do it again even if I knew in advance.

[Hatteras]

I’m thinking a Sawzall would have been the better way to go. The depth of cut on a circular saw isn’t that deep and with the base plate having to navigate between the shoulders and the head, just doesn’t seem like you would get that clean of a cut. Besides, with the depth of the blade being an issue, you would have to run through one side and then stop, roll him over and line up your cut from the opposite direction.

Definitely a job for a Sawzall... work smarter, not harder.

[Hugin]

I guess at that point the little head was doing the thinking.

[Zathras]

Guess he didn’t know the secret word.
“Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen”
From “Euro Trip”

[Redcitizen]

You definitely don’t want to get hammered. Drink in moderation.

[Redcitizen]

They were head over heels in love.