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1/1/2017
| Jeff Chandler
Posted on 01/01/2017 9:36:51 PM PST by Jeff Chandler
This morning was not a good start to New Years week. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years, and which Mrs. Chandler warned me was not a good idea, but I refused to let her hold me back. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: accident; emergency; horse; joke; room; toysrus; toysyaus; vanity
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To: Jeff Chandler
Don’t even think about riding the bull!
To: Jeff Chandler
You rascal. You need to pay for doing that to us.
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posted on
01/01/2017 10:48:48 PM PST
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Jeff Chandler
great addendum to the book
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posted on
01/01/2017 10:58:41 PM PST
by
kvanbrunt2
(all your base are belong to us)
To: Jeff Chandler
LOL Wonderful!! A very happy new year to you and your family.
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posted on
01/01/2017 11:00:29 PM PST
by
Justice
To: Jeff Chandler
To: minnesota_bound
His other horse is on the right.
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/01/2017 11:31:32 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: Jeff Chandler
Re: “This account has been banned or suspended.”
I guess the Free Republic monitors don’t care for Jeff Chandler’s sense of humor.
The quoted message above is the only thing that shows up on Chandler’s personal page.
To: zeestephen
It is a spoofed page. A bunch of Freepers do it.
49
posted on
01/01/2017 11:35:33 PM PST
by
US_MilitaryRules
(The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
To: US_MilitaryRules
To: Jeff Chandler
I stole that and scheduled some txts for friends and family.
Hilarious.
Happy New Year
51
posted on
01/02/2017 12:04:02 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: Jeff Chandler
Thanks for the laugh! You actually had me going for it at first.
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posted on
01/02/2017 12:06:45 AM PST
by
cpdiii
(Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist, THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR.)
To: Jeff Chandler
My condolences,
All that I can say about horses is that even though I grew up in Montana, I have never had a desire to ride or own a horse. Unfortunately My oldest daughter was into hunter-jumper competitions and all I can say about my personal experience is that “horses eat money and shit debt.”
My advice, pick a cheaper hobby like yachting or playing the slots in Vegas.
Get well soon!
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posted on
01/02/2017 12:07:38 AM PST
by
WMarshal
( Schadenfreude, it feels so good!)
To: Jeff Chandler
That's nothing. I went on vacation, and I, too, decided to go horseback riding. My girl and I were riding side by side, when suddenly I noticed a lion AND a leopard chasing us! They got as close as 6 feet behind us! We were spurring our horses as fast as they would go, but the predator animals were still RIGHT BEHIND US. We were terrified!! It was the single scariest experience of our lives!!!!
Then the ride attendent told us to get off the Merry-go-round.
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posted on
01/02/2017 12:21:05 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(TRUMP LIED TO ME!!!! ....He said I'd get sick of winning.... AND I'M NOT SICK OF WINNING YET!!!!)
To: boatbums
Based on telling horrible jokes...we should pray for him! HaHa.
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posted on
01/02/2017 12:44:11 AM PST
by
Vermont Lt
(Brace. Brace. Brace. Heads down. Do not look up.)
To: Jeff Chandler
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posted on
01/02/2017 1:30:39 AM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(I Love Bull Markets!!!)
To: Jeff Chandler
lol! New Year’s and April Fools’ Day rolled into one. Nice.
To: Proyecto Anonimo
MONGO LIVES!
Still the funniest and most brazen un-PC movie ever! oh I long for the days when we were able to laugh at ourselves and each other.
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posted on
01/02/2017 2:46:01 AM PST
by
mazda77
To: Jeff Chandler
You really had me going there for a minute. LOL
To: Jeff Chandler
Thank heaven Jeff didn't get into one of these "supersonic jets."
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posted on
01/02/2017 4:21:19 AM PST
by
Liz
(The Clintons are dedicated to humanitarian relief like the Sopranos' dedication to The Clinton Found)
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