Posted on 08/26/2016 11:15:13 AM PDT by Gamecock
Full Title: ‘Hillary’s Pickle’ trends as her pickle jar stunt backfires – it didn’t exactly prove what she wanted it to
Hillary Clinton wants everyone to know that her health is just fine.
With the help of Hollywood friend Jimmy Kimmel, the Democrat presidential hopeful pulled a mind-numbingly stupid stunt Monday night to poke fun at growing rumors surrounding Hillary’s precarious health.
“Can you open this jar of pickles?” Kimmel asked as he “surprised” her with a jar. “This has not been tampered with,” he added.
Yeah, right.
In her typical highly exaggerated, and in no-way-authentic style, Hillary laughed wildly while feigning a “struggle” as she tore the lid right off the jar.
And there you have it folks … Hillary’s fine.
But not so fast.
The stunt clearly designed to make those who’ve raised concern over Hillary’s health look foolish was a big backfire on social media where #HillarysPickle started trending.
(From Twitter)
Weston Jones @weston4P Clinton took 5 days of rest to perform #HillarysPickle Will take another 5 to recover.@realDonaldTrump
Dr. Dan King @DrDanKing #HillarysPickle Takes time to open pickle jar on comedy show. While Thousands without homes in floods #WheresHillary
10:54 AM - 23 Aug 2016
HellNO2Hillary2016 @ExposeHillary #HillarysPickle leaves her tired and often confused!
11:07 AM - 23 Aug 2016
Hillary’s pickle debacle is no laughing matter to many health care experts. Recently, a top doctor debunked the conspiracy notion surrounding her health that he described as “disconcerting.” Last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky, better known as TV’s Doctor Drew, weighed in saying he was “gravely concerned” over possible brain damage the Democrat presidential candidate may have suffered.
I heard she doesn’t even like pickles.
Cool. Thanks man :)
Gonna order right now on Amazon.
YES. Before anyone asks, my life IS that dull!!
At least at 3pm me cat and I are gong to play Risk.
I just saw it on YT. How idiotic. And, btw, that little jar was supposed to be a test?
Maybe a test for Pajama Boy.
I thought it might be a real jar of pickles. A big one.
Either way, it was obviously a stunt for adoring idiots.
“I can open a jar of pickles. Make me President.”
The comments show just how many people are ticked off at the stupidity of it. Some of them calling JK an ABC sellout.
DUH
A sealed jar requires lots of force to open. And when it finally breaks the vacuum seal, it opens suddenly.
When the lid opens suddenly, there will be also be a sudden motion of hands. Hillary’s hands show no such sudden motion when the lid opens.
***Half of American women have already seen Bill Clinton’s pickle,***
And the other half saw it when it was hanging out on Dickson Street in Fayetteville AR when Billy naked-as-Jay-bird-Clinton climbed into it back around 1970.
Once again it is asked, what type of pickle?
Sour Dill or
Sweet Gherkin
and this time we’ll add hot dill, bread n butter to the list as well.
of course. I didn’t even think about that.
Yuo’re frigging grabbing the thing with one hand and using all your might with the other. My hand always goes flying.
“...THINK-of strangling or wringing the neck of an aid or Secret Scrvice agent...!”
“Last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky, better known as TV’s Doctor Drew, weighed in saying he was “gravely concerned” over possible brain damage the Democrat presidential candidate may have suffered.”
Days after the statement, his popular long-running TV show was cancelled.
Bad things happen to those who speak ill of Hillary Clinton.
well, I suppose not being taken seriously is a risk that you take when you make an appearance on a COMEDY SHOW!!!
So, I fell on my right hand a year ago, (I was playing basketball with my fourteen YO grandson and a few friends) I have had trouble opening jars ever since.......but my game has improved and haven’t needed a step stool to get into my four-runner. Hill only has one thing on me and that is a year.
**Bad things happen to those who speak ill of Hillary Clinton.**
It is best to remember this comrade.
Oh yeah......and she can open a pickle jar.
“Please, nobody start making jokes about Bill’s Pickle.”
Dang! Just when I was going to... :)
"It's very bad."
Next, the even more important ‘Getting the Ketchup Out of a Full Bottle, presidential test!
I am at home recovering from surgery. This explains my $240.00 pre-op check that only consisted of opening a jar of pickles. Thanks Obamacare.....
RATs assume everybody is stupid. They have a point, but this cheesy stunt was a jar too far.
LOL yes you have to prove to the hospital lawyers you are healthy enough to have surgery.
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