Posted on 07/28/2016 8:47:56 AM PDT by curth
Todd Starnes reacts to Bernie Sanders supporters staging a 'Fart-In' protest at the Democratic National Convention
http://video.foxnews.com/v/5057574499001/dems-to-pass-gas-in-fart-in-protest/?#sp=show-clips
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An Ode To Bernie Sanders
Hillary doesn’t want you around
So with my behind I make a sound
To show my support for you
And turn Hillary’s face to blue.
I fart to show Bernie my support
And also for the illegals he won’t deport.
My gas says all I want to say
About the Democrats here in PA.
Send the recordings to the Queen!
Did they check the Fart-inners at the door for Ohio Blue Tip matches? And the reason I bring up the subject of Blue Tip Matches is an event that happened back in the 70’s in Petoskey, near me here in Charlevoix. There was a Little Caesar’s pizza joint on U. S. 31 near Bay View that had two dollar pitcher nights with entertainment on Wednesdays. I had a welding class at the high school, and I went to Caesars after class. There was a band playing, and a girl friend named Sandy was there from Charlevoix. For some strange reason, she had a full box of Ohio Blue Tip matches with her at the picnic-type table we were sitting at. At some point during the band’s set, she was mildly banging the box of blue tips on the table, keeping time to the music. Well, the tips, probably from the pounding friction, ignited in the box. However, there wasn’t enough oxygen in the box to create a full flame, resulting in the box becoming a internally smoldering methane and carbon stink bomb. It filled room with noxious smoke and nearly cleared the bar. Lesson learned.
I hope they all bring “whoopee cushions” too, to add to the fun
someone near there PLEASE infiltrate them and hand them out!!!!!!
Boiled eggs, broccoli, kimchi, sauerkraut, bratwurst, baked beans ... wash it down with lots of Yuengling.
Berners’ flatulence
Philly air is polluted
Hillary contemned
I was thinking about this. The acoustics are probably designed so that the people on stage project the best so it would make sense for these people to turn their backs on Hillary and yell “Lock her UP” while farting. I don’t have the skill of farting on command so not sure how they are going to do it but there are apps for that. Seriously, a colleague and I had a fart off at work a few years ago. I won because my app allowed me to record a fart. (My granddaughter and I did the classic blowing into the elbow thing).
Ho’s providing the Re-Fried - Beans?
Is that one of those Japanese poems?
What are those things called? Hackyou? Honda?
Yes.
Gonna be a hot time in Philly tonight!
Simethicone or strong mint tea enable anyone to time these things!
I had a roommate in college who lit one and the fire backed up inside his shorts, burnt all the hair off his gnuts.
I had one too!.....................We were stupid at college age!...............
They’re asking for donations, of course. It’s their first and only answer to the question of how to get stuff. No cause is so worthy that you can’t come up with even a dollar on your own.
How does one plan to fart, much less plan to have a large number of people do it at the same time? Looking at some of the Bernie supporters, I’d say all they would need to do is just show up, and their natural aroma would do the trick.
I hope they accompany the aroma with a suitable fart app - (turn speakers off if at work - or not!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIVN6-yd-xU
Right before scrolling to your comment I got off the phone telling someone that every loser must have come out of the woodwork to get on that stage & turn it into a showcase for his/her mannerisms, grievances, eccentricities. The DNC really held up a mirror.
Todds article explains it all here:
F-n Funny. LOL
Read at:
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/07/28/dems-to-pass-gas-during-dnc-fart-in.html
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