Posted on 07/18/2016 10:26:20 AM PDT by eastforker
I am sorry I have not been very responsive to your Emails lately. I have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, PIST-AWF (Pronounced pissed-off.)
PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has become widespread and highly contagious. Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing PIST-AWF as a new disease. It has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person's entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects including, embarrassment for your country, depression, anxiety as to when it will come to an end and wondering how much more damage he can do and how long it will take to repair the damage, once a new person takes over the presidency.
Symptoms include: * Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists. * Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O'Reilly factor. * Stomach cramps from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice. * Vomiting from viewing terrorists murdering innocent people routinely on the nightly news. * Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a so-called legitimate news show host. * Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.
If you have these symptoms and consider yourself PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016, but will not have a marked effect until January, 2017.
Brilliant!
I hear help and a cure is on the way!
Brilliant!
Help is arriving, via THE train.
TrumPence cure is on the way.
I think that it is spreading to Europe, too.
Love it
Mark Twain
Greatness!!
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bump for PIST-AWF!
I’m so sorry to hear about your illness, especially since I am also a sufferer of the same condition.
I think that trying a 4-year course of digger48’s prescription will help everyone so afflicted. If not, then I cannot promise a positive outcome.
ROTFLOL
I have many of these symptoms. Checking, but it appears ObamaCare has only two possible treatments. There is the pink “granny” pill, Tymzup-Pheruchump, or there is the Wait and See Treatment, which may involve radiation depending on if you fall under the “coverage” of the next attack.
*applause**applause**applause!
This is such a great post and your reply is perfect!
I am definitely, unequivocally PIST-AWF!!
Great post by the way! :)
Try a distilled water and fair trade coffee enema. Remove all that impacted Odunga.
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