Just in case
Posted on 05/05/2016 6:53:35 PM PDT by Morgana
Toilets of America welcome men's faces en masse.
Because the sports fans of America - who each week watch their mailboxes for updates on the NFL, Major League Baseball and NASCAR - know the one thing they're missing is the opportunity to look at a 66-year-old dude who's trying to look like a woman.
Sports Illustrated started losing me more than 25 years ago when it decided in its self-importance that it needed to dive into environmental activism. It sealed the deal with this monstrosity, which was easily the worst piece of sports journalism in the history of the world. I decided to give it another try a few years back because I thought my son might enjoy it and I got a free Vikings jacket out of the deal. But there was never any hope. I wonder if the Rev. Philadore H. LeMay, who used to write angry letters every year in protest of the swimsuit issue, is alive to witness this:
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But won’t all the “transwhatever” folks buy this magazine?
I bet Bradley Chelsea Manning in prison is eager to see a fellow trans-something man pretending to be a woman........
I don’t think SI has announced this, I think it was from another source. I can’t imagine that SI would go there. Talk about not knowing your audience.
She was murder.
Well, he has kept his figure. :)
It really is amazing how many corporations are run by complete and utter dumbasses. The only people who are interested in this perversion are liberals, and the vast majority of liberals don’t have any money to spend.
Does this mean he, him, it, she, whatever, will appear in next year’s Sport’s Illustrated desk calendar?
Laz?
Remember Mrs. Ruth Graham expressed amazement how the USA could survive destruction like that of Sodom and Gomorrah considering the wickedness of the American people.
Elagabalus was Roman emperor from 218 to 222. A member of the Severan dynasty, he was Syrian, the second son of Julia Soaemias and Sextus Varius Marcellus. In his early youth he served as a priest of the god Elagabal in the hometown of his mother’s family, Emesa. As a private citizen, he was probably named Sextus Varius Avitus Bassianus.[1] Upon becoming emperor he took the name Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus. He was called Elagabalus only after his death.[2]
Elagabalus’ sexual orientation is the subject of much debate. Elagabalus married and divorced five women,[38] three of whom are known. His first wife was Julia Cornelia Paula;[37] the second was the Vestal Virgin Julia Aquilia Severa.[37]
Within a year, he abandoned her and married Annia Aurelia Faustina,[37] a descendant of Marcus Aurelius and the widow of a man recently executed by Elagabalus. He had returned to his second wife Severa by the end of the year.[38] According to Cassius Dio, his most stable relationship seems to have been with his chariot driver, a blond slave from Caria named Hierocles, whom he referred to as his husband.[31]
The Augustan History claims that he also married a man named Zoticus, an athlete from Smyrna, in a public ceremony at Rome.[41] Cassius Dio reported that Elagabalus would paint his eyes, epilate his hair and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns, brothels,[42] and even in the imperial palace:
Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.[43]
Herodian commented that Elagabalus enhanced his natural good looks by the regular application of cosmetics.[37] He was described as having been “delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the queen of Hierocles” and was reported to have offered vast sums of money to any physician who could equip him with female genitalia.[32] Elagabalus has been characterized by some modern writers as transgender, perhaps transsexual.[44][45][46]
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Well, it’s a good thing I don’t get SI in the first place.
Well, plenty of the enterainment nowadays ranges from mediocre to horrible, can’t guess how they try to fix that.
Except for other people’s money.
Bye Bye Sports Illustrated
I guess this will be in SI’s new Annual “Chicks with D*cks” issue.
Lock up torque converter, hubba hubba.
Speaking of tacos......Does Jenner officially have a taco yet or does it still stuff it's sausage to the side?
Hey! Obama just said we need more gender fluid!
Yep. This figures.
Anyone who has a subscription has an ethical obligation to cancel.
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