Cereal offenders: Tony the Tiger begs furries to stop tweeting him porn

The Guardian ^ | 01/29/2016 | Alex Hern

[ScottWalkerForPresident2016]

If you think your Thursday was bad, just bear this in mind: someone woke up, went to their job where they pretend to be Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes‘ mascot Tony the Tiger on the internet, and had to ask people to stop sending them anthropomorphic animal porn.

So three days ago Kellogg‘s started blocking the furries en masse. Even ones who weren’t posting porn. Even, it seems, ones who hadn’t even said anything to Tony on Twitter.

But some stayed with Tony, and essentially ended up DDoSing the account with complaints about the blocking, requests for sex and a lot of porn.

And so, on Thursday, came the plea from Tony that: "Cubs could be watching." The porn hasn‘t fully stopped, but for the past day the rate of posting has declined somewhat.

[martin_fierro]

♀☹☠☣☢★☆ MANGLED GENITALS PING ☆★☢☣☠☹♂

[surroundedbyblue]

My city, Pittsburgh, hosts the annual Furry convention every summer. It’s disgusting. Our city gets inundated with freaks dressed as animals who basically hook up with each other and destroy our hotels. In particular, I’ve heard rumors that staff at our Westin, because it is most closely located to the convention center, no longer want to work during this week because these super weirdos toilet in litter boxes and have anonymous sex with each other among other unspeakable things.

They’re a sick bunch, and it’s ridiculous that this city hosts them with such pride.

[Trillian]

Vroom Vroom.

[Army Air Corps]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

What cartoon is the source for that still?

[Slings and Arrows]

Come, SMOD.

[N. Theknow]

Hump Day Humor?

[Trillian]

I saw it on American Dad a few days ago.. The only two scenes that cracked me up.
American Dad - Squirrel and Vroom Vroom

Vroom Vroom 2

[Slings and Arrows]

[Darksheare]

LOL, saving that one.

[Army Air Corps]

That...is...hilarious!

[Boogieman]

Perhaps, but they don’t think they are “real” animals, that’s a different group.

[day10]

What the hell is wrong with people?

[Slings and Arrows]

There are an amazing number of Warhammer 40000/My Little Pony mashups. Draw your own conclusions.

[Larry Lucido]

FR had one of these. He was a blogger and a pervert. But I repeat myself.

[Army Air Corps]

I seem to recall a vanity from that dude. A real whackadoodle.

[shibumi]

[Darksheare]

Much blood for the blood god..

[Darksheare]

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:axlebookmite/index?tab=articles

One of his (many) guides, yes.

[Hot Tabasco]

Transgendered" folk - they "identify" as animals and dress accordingly.

Wasn't there a resident furrie a bunch of years ago who was eventually banned?

[humblegunner]

Warner Tard Huston, Dean of Bloggers, Furry Fornicator!