Hell on earth? Just imagine 500 years of Pelosi and Hitlery.
They’re not 500 years old?
Why? As the comedian Fred Allen had said: “This is only the intermission, the big show is yet to come”
Obama without end.An eternity with Al Gore.
I still like this article:
http://www.theonion.com/article/doctors-find-new-way-to-prolong-meaningless-existe-514
Hubris. It always precedes the fall.
And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life. For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. John 3:14-16
The thought of living forever in sinful flesh is not appealing.
He is a day late. Already on the market!
I remember reading about the discoveries surrounding telomeres and aging about five years ago. There’s a company that sells a product (which they claim) halts the degradation of the cells’ telomeres, which (they allege) slows down aging.
The papers I read were quite scholarly, and obviously the real deal. I would have given the product a whirl, but for the cost. Pretty expensive.
Did they misspell immorality?
First read it as ‘Scientists Claim Immorality Within Reach’. I couldn’t figure out how things could get much worse.
The govt.’s worst nightmare, a 500 year old retiree still drawing social security.........
From too much love of living,
From hope and fear set free,
We thank with brief thanksgiving
Whatever gods may be
That no man lives for ever;
That dead men rise up never;
That even the weariest river
Winds somewhere safe to sea.
When I was twenty years old, the scientists were saying all I had to do was live ten more years and I would never die. . .
When I was thirty years old, the scientists were saying all I had to do was live ten more years and I would never die. . .
When I was forty years old, the scientists were saying all I had to do was live ten more years and I would never die. . .
When I was fifty years old, the scientists were saying all I had to do was live ten more years and I would never die. . .
When I was sixty years old, the scientists were saying all I had to do was live ten more years and I would never die. . .
Now I am sixty-six years old, and a scientist is saying all I have to do is live one more year and he'll finally have a pill for me so that I will never die. . . they've been moving that damn goal post on me for 56 years.
When I live to be 67 years old, the scientists will be saying all I have to do is live one more year older and I will never die. . . sigh.
I think these swindler's are now just shortening the period so that I will think it may be true.
I think I will do what I have been doing all along, anyway. Put my faith in the Promise of Jesus Christ that I will never die. . . besides, I don't think I want to keep THIS body, with its ever present aches and pain!
I want the perfect one God will give me.
As an undergraduate biology student at UC San Diego I went to a talk one evening on aging where the speaker asserted that, with proper diet, exercise, some medications, extending human lifespan - functional - to 125 was easily attainable.
Some wag in the middle of the audience said - loud enough for nearly everyone in the audience to hear him - “Great, we’ll NEVER get rid of the department chairman.”
The laughter went on for several minutes as the joke was passed on to the rest of the audience. Funny thing was, the dept. chairman stepped down a year or two later.
I’m not sure, but I always thought that voice belonged to Dr. Nick Spitzer, who took over as chairman.
I prefer to spend my eternity with King Jesus, not King Obummer...
We damn well better come up with a means of space travel to export the excess people we will produce of find a fair and reasonable means of limiting WHO can be qualified to be given this immortality treatment (good luck with that). Otherwise genocidal WAR is the inevitable result as limited resources become desired by the have nots.
The economies of the world will be disrupted by a new commodity, the immortality drug will be the most desired and most demand, most smuggled, most stolen, most costly product ever produced–no matter how inexpensive it is to make–because it will be regulated and made illegal, and doled out to preferred people.
We should shoot this guy right now.
Who the heck would WANT to live in THIS world forever?