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Top-of-the-flops: 10 Chanukah songs that didn’t make the charts
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| December 16, 2012
Posted on 12/17/2014 6:28:03 PM PST by Impala64ssa
Oy to the World
Schlepping through a Winter Wonderland
Hava Negilah The Megamix
Bubby Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Enough with those Jingle Bells Already
Jeez!
Matzo Man (by the Lower East Side Village People)
I Have a Little Dreidel (the Barking Dog Version)
Come on Baby, Light My Menorah
Deck the Halls with Balls of Matzoh
Silent Night? I Should Be So Lucky
TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: chanukah; jewishpinglist
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Some more Jewish humor. HAPPY CHANUKAH and a MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!!
To: Impala64ssa
Bubbe got run over by some goyim
Wholesale to the world!
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posted on
12/17/2014 6:33:02 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(AGW: Settled Science? If so, there would only be one model and it would agree with measurements)
To: Impala64ssa
Love It!!!!! You The Best!!!!
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posted on
12/17/2014 6:37:12 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
12/17/2014 6:38:46 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Impala64ssa
Cute, but to answer the actual headline:
Are there any that made the charts?
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posted on
12/17/2014 6:41:52 PM PST
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: Yo-Yo
I hate him, and I hate that!
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posted on
12/17/2014 6:42:22 PM PST
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the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: Impala64ssa
“Oy To The World”
LOLOLOL!
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posted on
12/17/2014 7:08:10 PM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Yo-Yo; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/17/2014 7:09:46 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
12/17/2014 7:21:41 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Impala64ssa; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I prefer
Jewish country songs:
- "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
- "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
- "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "
- "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"
- "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"
- "Stand by Your Mensch"
- "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
- "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"
- "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
- "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
- "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"
- "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"
- "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"
- "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"
An, of course, the classic "I'm Crying In My Manischevitz Because I Lost Rebecca Levitz."
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posted on
12/17/2014 7:40:40 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Impala64ssa; Fraxinus; NYC GOP Chick; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; ..
To: Slings and Arrows
My step-monster brought home an Alan Sherman' folk songs album (some version) and I was mystified.
I frankly knew little to nothing about Jewish culture, so what was so hilarious to the adults was................
To: the OlLine Rebel
This one was played a lot locally in So Cal a few years back. I traded emails with the composer, complimenting him on the song.
Link
To: doorgunner69
Allan Sherman was one of my early comedy heroes. RIP.
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posted on
12/17/2014 8:09:28 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL! Are those your titles, Hopalong?
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posted on
12/17/2014 8:43:59 PM PST
by
To Hell With Poverty
(Ephesians 6:12 becomes more real to me with each news cycle.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt" Next week on an all new Grimm....
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posted on
12/17/2014 9:01:22 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: To Hell With Poverty
LOL! Are those your titles, Hopalong?I wish. So busy, no time to write...
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posted on
12/17/2014 9:12:07 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Impala64ssa
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posted on
12/17/2014 9:16:18 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
And somewhere, Kinky’s going, “What am I, Slings, chopped liver?”
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posted on
12/18/2014 12:17:38 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Impala64ssa
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay.......
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posted on
12/18/2014 7:13:52 AM PST
by
Sybeck1
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