Some more Jewish humor. HAPPY CHANUKAH and a MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!!
To: Impala64ssa
Bubbe got run over by some goyim
Wholesale to the world!
2 posted on
12/17/2014 6:33:02 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(AGW: Settled Science? If so, there would only be one model and it would agree with measurements)
To: Impala64ssa
Love It!!!!! You The Best!!!!
3 posted on
12/17/2014 6:37:12 PM PST by
SkyDancer
To: Impala64ssa
4 posted on
12/17/2014 6:38:46 PM PST by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Impala64ssa
Cute, but to answer the actual headline:
Are there any that made the charts?
5 posted on
12/17/2014 6:41:52 PM PST by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: Impala64ssa
“Oy To The World”
LOLOLOL!
7 posted on
12/17/2014 7:08:10 PM PST by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Impala64ssa
9 posted on
12/17/2014 7:21:41 PM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Impala64ssa; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I prefer
Jewish country songs:
- "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
- "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
- "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "
- "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"
- "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"
- "Stand by Your Mensch"
- "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
- "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"
- "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
- "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
- "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"
- "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"
- "You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town"
- "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"
An, of course, the classic "I'm Crying In My Manischevitz Because I Lost Rebecca Levitz."
10 posted on
12/17/2014 7:40:40 PM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Impala64ssa; Fraxinus; NYC GOP Chick; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; ..
To: Impala64ssa
18 posted on
12/17/2014 9:16:18 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: Impala64ssa
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay.......
20 posted on
12/18/2014 7:13:52 AM PST by
Sybeck1
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