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Knife falls from sky into Chinese man's head
www.telegraph.co.uk ^
| 8:41AM BST 11 Aug 2014
| By Malcolm Moore, in Beijing
Posted on 08/11/2014 10:43:00 AM PDT by Red Badger
A five-inch kitchen knife falls from the sky and enters the head of 57-year-old man in Sichuan province
Last Thursday morning, 57-year-old Xiao Yunzhi was taking a stroll in his home town of Guangyuan, Sichuan province, when his head started feeling strangely heavy.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: china; knife
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To: Red Badger
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:43:49 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:44:23 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Army Air Corps
Now he has a pocket to store his glasses..................
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:45:18 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
Where did it fall from — a flying dinner party???
To: Red Badger
“They told the police that the wind must have blown it off.”
Uh huh, right.
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:46:23 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
To: Army Air Corps
“That’ll leave a mark.”
It’ll buff right out!
To: Red Badger
Oh, yeah, I've had that happen to me ten, twelve times now. The worst one was a running chainsaw.
But I got better.
To: Red Badger
ANGEL #1: I bet you 50 bucks I can drop this knife and hit that guy smack dab on his punkin.
ANGEL #2: You’re on.
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:47:44 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: V_TWIN
In this country there would be 50 lawyers lined up ready to sue somebody, or everybody.
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:47:56 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
To: Uncle Chip
8th floor apartment balcony.....................
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:49:40 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
Moral of the story:
“Don’t bring a head to a knife flight.”
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:51:40 AM PDT
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: Red Badger
Some Chinese juggler in training?
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:51:47 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:52:06 AM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: Billthedrill
I chopped my foot with an axe...... once....................
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:52:31 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:54:09 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: V_TWIN; Billthedrill; Uncle Chip; Responsibility2nd; Zeppo
He had a real splitting headache...................
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:55:32 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
The knife did it!! The knife jumped up off the table by itself, made itself airborne and aimed itself straight for the man’s head.
Gotta outlaw self flying knives......
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posted on
08/11/2014 10:59:56 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: V_TWIN
The knife manufacturer. They should’ve known those things could launch themselves & land in somebody’s head!
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posted on
08/11/2014 11:00:47 AM PDT
by
Twotone
(Marte Et Clypeo)
To: Red Badger; sickoflibs; Gilbo_3; GOPsterinMA; Impy; fieldmarshaldj
Well....
...THERE’S something you don’t see everyday...
Gave him a ....
....wait for it... here it comes...
SPLITTING headache!!!
Baddabing!
(Yeah... I know... but it’s Monday...)
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posted on
08/11/2014 11:01:48 AM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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