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To: Red Badger
2 posted on
08/11/2014 10:43:49 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
3 posted on
08/11/2014 10:44:23 AM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Red Badger
Where did it fall from — a flying dinner party???
To: Red Badger
“They told the police that the wind must have blown it off.”
Uh huh, right.
6 posted on
08/11/2014 10:46:23 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: Red Badger
Oh, yeah, I've had that happen to me ten, twelve times now. The worst one was a running chainsaw.
But I got better.
To: Red Badger
ANGEL #1: I bet you 50 bucks I can drop this knife and hit that guy smack dab on his punkin.
ANGEL #2: You’re on.
9 posted on
08/11/2014 10:47:44 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Red Badger
Moral of the story:
“Don’t bring a head to a knife flight.”
12 posted on
08/11/2014 10:51:40 AM PDT by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: Red Badger
Some Chinese juggler in training?
13 posted on
08/11/2014 10:51:47 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Red Badger
16 posted on
08/11/2014 10:54:09 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Red Badger
The knife did it!! The knife jumped up off the table by itself, made itself airborne and aimed itself straight for the man’s head.
Gotta outlaw self flying knives......
18 posted on
08/11/2014 10:59:56 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Red Badger
I guess it's better than a tortoise falling on your head.
23 posted on
08/11/2014 11:05:05 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(Some people say that experts agree!!)
To: Red Badger
Did somebody not understand the rules of Mumblety-peg?
-PJ
24 posted on
08/11/2014 11:08:38 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Red Badger
25 posted on
08/11/2014 11:09:58 AM PDT by
adorno
(Y)
To: Red Badger; All
Coming next month on Scifi:
KNIFENADO!!!!
29 posted on
08/11/2014 11:13:28 AM PDT by
tcrlaf
(Q)
To: Red Badger
I think Emperor Claudius died when a seagull mistook his bald head for a rock and dropped a heavy sea creature on it to break the shell.
31 posted on
08/11/2014 11:19:56 AM PDT by
Mercat
To: Red Badger
32 posted on
08/11/2014 11:20:01 AM PDT by
caddie
To: Red Badger
Well, I’ve never read about a gun falling out of the sky and killing someone. More proof that guns are safer than knives.
33 posted on
08/11/2014 11:25:55 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Red Badger
Confucius say man with knife in head have sharp wit.
36 posted on
08/11/2014 11:32:11 AM PDT by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits n firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")
To: Red Badger
Apartment Kung Fu is Better Than Sidewalk Kung Fu!
38 posted on
08/11/2014 11:47:20 AM PDT by
Blogatron
(If the truth hurts, read The New York Times.)
To: Red Badger
Phew! If it fell just a few seconds earlier he might’ve stepped on it.
39 posted on
08/11/2014 11:49:19 AM PDT by
bramps
(Go West America!)
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