Posted on 03/27/2014 8:41:20 AM PDT by Morgana
WARNING: Graphic language…
Joe Newby at The Washington Examiner has found a real doozy of a “comedian.” Her name is Laura Levites – with obviously no connection to the priests of the Old Testament. (She’s an atheist with a fondness for Ricky Gervais.)
“I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian so that they have NO reproductive rights,” she wrote on Twitter, using the hashtag “#HobbyLobby.” She certainly knows how to draw attention to herself. Newby said that’s not all.
She also expressed her hatred of Christians in a tweet calling conservative Christians “scumbags,” claiming they are “really trying” her patience. “Why can’t Agent Orange be legal?” she asked. In another tweet, Levites said she would pay for Hobby Lobby’s David Green to be castrated. She went so far as to advocate violence on Green, proclaiming she would purchase a saw from Home Depot to cut off Green’s male organ so she can “shove it up his a**.”
Like the rest of the feminists, Levites wants complete sexual autonomy, which somehow includes insisting that everyone buying an insurance policy must agree that “women’s health” includes her contraceptives: “I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina.”
In January, after Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.) delivered the GOP response to Obama’s State of the Union, Levites also went into Hulk-smash mode. “I want to rip out the uterus of that pro life C**t Cathy McMorris Rodgers and eat it, so I can see the surprised look on her frigid face,” she tweeted.
Her Twitter profile says she “teabagged the Tea Party” and features her wearing an “I [heart] Haters” T-shirt:
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Oh thank goodness it wasn’t Lisa Lampanelli, whom I happen to like a lot....
“Tolerant” and dysfunctional
Needs psychiatrict help, if not receiving it already
Liberals: The most-filled, violent, mean-spirited, out-of-control idiots.
“...calling conservative Christians scumbags....”
Well it certainly takes a scu*bag to know another.
IMHO
She looks a bit like a transvestite to me...
She speaks a lot like one too.
I wish a version of “Liar, Liar” would occur to liberals for one or two election cycles,
where they can’t help but be as honest as this “comedian”
and reveal the true nature of “liberalism”.
You know because she is so tolerant and all...
Best be VERY careful where you spew them.
Well you’ve already managed to castrate all the Male liberals...(RIMSHOT!) Thank you, I’ll be here all week, try the fish!
Today’s winner of the Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award.
Freud wrote about “penis envy.” Here it is in one angry example. I remember how the media loved the Bobbitt story.
Atheism. Now that’s chutzpah.
Imagine the media reaction if Sarah Palin said these things about a liberal? But then, Sarah Palin is a lady.
In her case I might rethink the “not hitting a woman” thing...
It would be pointless for her to say such a thing, because they’re already neutered.
“I remember when comedians used to be funny. “
I got satellite radio because of the “comedy” channels. I’d flip from one to the next hearing unfunny anti-conservative and anti-GWB “jokes.” The audience would laugh hysterically and I’d try to change the “joke” around with a different target to see if I could make it funny. I concluded it wasn’t funny but that the audiences were just like-minded idiots. I cancelled satellite.
Just don't call her "bossy".
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