***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning.

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A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl.
New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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"On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country's anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they're in Russia." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he's the Pope. He has to believe in miracles." –Jay Leno

"Health authorities say they're seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That's great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we've got diseases you can't treat." –Jay Leno

"Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn't care less." –Jay Leno

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Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius. Click here for more.

[Cyber Liberty]

Well, I heard she blindsided him, he had no idea it was coming, so I assume it’s another honey for her on the side. No? Then I’ll take a FReepmail.

[Egon]

Keep me on the list, please.

[Salem]

[JouleZ]

Good one! I’m going to use it on my grandkids, too.

One I’ve passed on from my dad is tell the grands that rabbits leave smart pills.

Kid: “What smart pills? What do they look like?”

Me: “You know, those dark round little pellets they leave in a pile”.

Kid: “Hey, that’s their poop. I’m not eating rabbit poop, Grandma!”

Me: “See. They work! You’re smarter already?”

[xp38]

[ZinGirl]

ZinGirl reporting in with "a" raised hand...just not mine. ha. Pls keep me in! thank you so much for doing this. I look forward to it every week.

[secret garden]

Raising my hand! Thank you Lucky.

[Ellendra]

Please keep me on the list!

I know I don’t say much, but I enjoy reading it.

[John O]

keep me on! (Hand raised)

[John O]

OK it’s been like 20 minuites. Can I put my hand down now?

[CougarGA7]

Keep me on too please.

[CougarGA7]

I haven't done one of these in a while.

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

be better to translate kano ki no mmichi no takummi as "that [well known]

Essays in Idleness: The Tsurezuregusa of Kenko translated by Donald Keene

2) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate the sound of someone whining. I love the sound of my family at play.

3) What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if we are all just characters in a RPG game and the person playing us runs out of quarters?

4) To you, what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to do your best to have an impact on the people you meet. Preferably a positive one.

5) What was the last book you read?

The Diary of Lady Murasaki translated by Richard Bowring (You can see I'm working on some Japanese history right now).

6) What’s your favorite animal?

Cats. Even this one that is currently staring me down because I wont let her lie on the keyboard.

7) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Momentary Lapse of Reason by Pink Floyd.

8) What’s the last song you listened to? Sometime around Midnight by Airborne Toxic Event

9) What is your current desktop picture?

It randomly cycles through my family album. Currently, my youngest at about 5 with birthday cake all over his face.

10) If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

Eliminate prejudice.

[glock rocks]

Remove me from your ping list at your peril.

Wait... um ...

[EmilyGeiger]

Please keep me on your list.

[CPOSharky]

1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

user name in the Start screen’s conrer and choose Change Account Picture

“Windows 8.1 for Dummies”

2) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate the sound of libtards lying; I love the sounds at a shooting range.

3) What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I had retired from the Navy later than I did.

4) To you, what is the meaning of life?

To follow God’s path.

5) What was the last book you read?

“Windows 8.1 for Dummies” (Haven’t finished it yet. The book is almost as obtuse as the program. Glad it’s not for my computer.)

6) What’s your favorite animal?

Dogs.

7) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Joy to the World

8) What’s the last song you listened to?

(don’t remember)

9) What is your current desktop picture?

Cycling through album from Indian Ocean cruise on USS Nimitz.

10) If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

Convert all muzzies to Christianity.

[hillarynot]

Better late than getting booted. I’m in.

[IYellAtMyTV]

Please keep me on the list!

[null and void]

(nully raises hand)

[SZonian]

Late to the party...but...