Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
well, yum
Let’s see...I’ll take it with Splenda OR Chocolate Mocha creamer. Thanks! You’re a life saver!
*groan*
(He’s spouting song lyrics, now...UNGH!)
It has to be whole organic juice.
That’s leaves, tuber ,and roots all turned to juice.
Yum...
But beets are sooo GOOD! I like beet greens and bacon, beets and butter, and I guess, if I had to, I could blend it all into a juice. Though I may have to close my eyes to drink it...
:o0
Must be nice to have predictable weather.
It is predictable here....predictably awful. :)
It is amazing the stories you read as a kid that come back to you when that red juice rises up the glass towards your mouth for the first time...but the taste soon kills off all the Dracula thoughts.
LOL! I moved here specifically for the heat and the lack of rain (normally about 3” a year) and though the monsoons only last for July and August, I hate to see them show up. All I do during that 6-10 week period is complain.
Winters can be cold, and no matter how many layers of clothing I put on, I can’t seem to keep warm.
We know what to expect at certain times of year, but on a daily basis, it’s anyone’s guess. ;o]
And I love the heat and sunshine!
LOL!
When I was a youngster, we used to watch matinees in the summer, and when the movies were over (usually a cartoon, a short, and the main feature) we would stop at the little grocery store that sold used comic books at two for a nickel. And if we had seen the movie and read the comic books, we would hike the hillsides.
Yes, we thought that one was really great as well. [smiles]
Oh. That doesn’t sound so good.
Until the very end, when the sappy karaoke-style duet burst out. Very undignified!
Don’t be put off by the wording, let your taste buds do the scoring. :)
Don’t let that one mistake spoil it for you. Everybody goofs up sometime.
Good morning/Afternoon!
Oops—the above should have been directed to you.
Fifteen of them. I don’t really like them on the whole, but some of them are very clever.
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you see the handsome prince.
That is great
We have 2 of the giant dogs, English Mastiffs, living next door to us. Last year the owners house was broken into and robbed. they suspect some workers from the house next door. They found where a branch was broken off and they may have climbed over the fence at that spot, picked up some bricks and broke the master bedroom window. These workers had to know that these dogs lived there and were inside the house. I was amazed!
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