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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Tax-chick

OTOH, coughie is ready.


3,621 posted on 05/19/2013 6:07:22 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: null and void

I usually hear birds chirping, which is goodmorningish, before daylight. However, today we have the windows closed, because it’s been raining on and off since yesterday afternoon.


3,622 posted on 05/19/2013 6:07:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: null and void

That’s important.

Sigh, I’m off to try, again, to make Young Bill rise and shine ... or at least rise and stagger downstairs for coffee.


3,623 posted on 05/19/2013 6:08:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick; null and void

Morning TC,
Morning Nully.


3,624 posted on 05/19/2013 6:08:59 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

Morning, Moose, or whatever your time of day is there. Do you have snow?


3,625 posted on 05/19/2013 6:09:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick

Ohyah...I can totally see that. ;o]


3,626 posted on 05/19/2013 6:11:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: Monkey Face

As Kathleen would say, “Hat!”


3,627 posted on 05/19/2013 6:12:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: null and void

Pour me a cuppa, will you, Nully? I’m too lazy to make my own.


3,628 posted on 05/19/2013 6:12:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: null and void
If I take α lipoic acid and Ω3 fish oil does that make me the α and the Ω?
3,629 posted on 05/19/2013 6:14:09 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Tax-chick

Snow????
That was last week.
You have to move fast to keep up with the weather around here....:)

Today is overcast but warm.

How are you and yours this morning?

Oh, 14:15h.


3,630 posted on 05/19/2013 6:14:23 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Tax-chick

We have night birds here, and sometimes, I just wish they would find another tree about a mile away.

I mean, I like birds, and all that, but. Some days (nights) I like sleep better.


3,631 posted on 05/19/2013 6:15:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: Monkey Face

Morning ‘Face.
How are we today?
((hugs))


3,632 posted on 05/19/2013 6:16:15 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: null and void

If you ask me a silly question, am I expected to give you a silly answer?

(Too early, Nully! Too early.)


3,633 posted on 05/19/2013 6:16:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: moose07

We all seem to be fine this morning, although I don’t believe Bill has yet achieved verticality, and I haven’t seen Pat lately. He may be in his room doing chess problems, because I didn’t see him go to church with his Dad.

How are you?

We also have warm (20C) and overcast, with occasional good-for-the-gardens rain, at 0916.


3,634 posted on 05/19/2013 6:17:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void

Raucous Round of Applause to Null and Void for typing in Greek this early in the day.


3,635 posted on 05/19/2013 6:18:10 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Monkey Face; Jemian

Sure. It’s Papua New Guinea, medium roast. Would you like that with sugar, Splenda, milk, arf ‘n’ arf, Hazelnut or French vanilla creamers, and/or hot coco mix?


3,636 posted on 05/19/2013 6:19:04 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: Tax-chick

Better than yesterday ,thanks.
Took my Beetroot juice this morning, so the effect is in the day time and not when trying to sleep, Doh!
FR at 3 in the morning is all well and good, but not when the alarm is set for 05:00.


3,637 posted on 05/19/2013 6:20:55 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Monkey Face

You ask so many questions what answers should I chose, is this plain old heebie-jeebies or just existential blues?


3,638 posted on 05/19/2013 6:21:02 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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To: moose07

Morning, Moosie!

WE are great, but I don’t know about the rest of the Undeaders!! LOL!

We’re expecting more heat today (mostly in the high 90’s to mid-100’s until July when the monsoons start) but this is good for me.

And it’s 06:21 here...


3,639 posted on 05/19/2013 6:22:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If I had a dollar for every time I was distracted, I wish I had a puppy.)
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To: moose07

I can certainly understand that. I didn’t know beets would keep one awake. I could try that instead of coffee in the afternoon!


3,640 posted on 05/19/2013 6:22:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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