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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: LibreOuMort

Thanks! I wish my children had a marketable skill.


2,141 posted on 05/02/2013 4:08:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; LibreOuMort; SandyInSeattle; ...

2,142 posted on 05/02/2013 4:11:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick

Loves me a well-organized kitty! Good morning! Off to the dentist soon....


2,143 posted on 05/02/2013 4:43:34 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good Morning to you TC.
Trust all is normal in your section of the universe.
Was given a ‘medical of justice’ at the hospital yesterday.
The results will be sent to my Doctor within the next 5 days.
The Nurse was a master-of-the-art when it came to needle insertion, didn’t feel a thing!
They drained out a pint of ‘moose juice’ ,this made me feel normal again.
There where pipes and wires everywhere.
They are really moving quickly on whatever this is ,so fingers crossed.


2,144 posted on 05/02/2013 4:49:49 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: NicknamedBob
Have you ever noted that rear-view mirrors are popular in cars but not in bedrooms?

You can bring a new perspective to any situation. That is a wondrous gift!

2,145 posted on 05/02/2013 4:52:12 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Good luck with the dentist. I have to go to the bank and Walmart. AGain.


2,146 posted on 05/02/2013 4:53:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: LibreOuMort

Wow!


2,147 posted on 05/02/2013 4:54:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Only you can choose to give up your rights.)
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To: moose07

Good morning, Moose07. I hope everything turns out successfully in the medical area.

Everything is fine here. 56F and rainy. The catz hate the new storm door and have gone to bed in protest.

Tomorrow we’ll try again to get Elen’s driving permit.


2,148 posted on 05/02/2013 4:55:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Sarah is right.)
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To: Tax-chick
Tomorrow we’ll try again to get Elen’s driving permit.

If She has taken a test and passed, shouldn't it in the Post from the testing agency?
Or doesn't it work like that?

2,149 posted on 05/02/2013 5:04:59 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: Silentgypsy

Thank you. I agree that it is a wondrous gift.


2,150 posted on 05/02/2013 5:33:17 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
haul them out to the north forty and dump them where they can become one with the universe

Why, you closet environmentalist you.

2,151 posted on 05/02/2013 5:49:29 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face

Memphis, needs rogue appliances in quick succession, incessant torment and chaos to ensue..
OKers.
Hope this works.
*Crossing fingers*


2,152 posted on 05/02/2013 5:53:00 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: fanfan

Not bad, but it doesn’t actually say he’s doing anything worthy of governing such a wonderful group of people. Of course, I wish some of our leaders would be content do to very little as I think that makes for the best kind of government. But, when you consider that we’re being led by Barack H. Obama, Mr. Harper has the opportunity to make Canada THE North American nation. If he had the vision, pretty soon Steven Wright would be joking that “There’s more to being an American that not being Canadian.”

Now, if his page had said he’s unifying the Canadians (especially the French) into a single, powerful culture, THAT would be impressive.


2,153 posted on 05/02/2013 5:54:06 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: NicknamedBob
By the way, I don't like being this guy. The beard itches.

I understand that if you turn some spiders loose in there, they'll eat the itchy bugs.

I have no first hand knowledge, of course. The only thing the strings that will grow from my face are good for is scaring people when they see me on a dark street.

My grandpa (mother's side) had a full beard. I wanted one just like it. Apparently, I didn't inherit those genes.

2,154 posted on 05/02/2013 5:56:21 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
The taste of the butter/bar oil blend is, however, difficult.

Not if you oil your chainsaw with coconut oil. Considering the maintenance you've described, it can't hurt.

2,155 posted on 05/02/2013 5:57:22 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: NicknamedBob
.gnitseretni si drawkcaB

I srefer Poonerisms. Nothing aches me wup like wixing my mirds on a munny sorning.

2,156 posted on 05/02/2013 5:59:40 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ArGee; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

The beard may itch, but it is integral to the movie.
Don’t pick at it, it’ll be gone after we’re done filming this scene and the big reveal that the Administator is from the future.


2,157 posted on 05/02/2013 6:22:26 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob

And there is always Radio Bob...which I listen to every time the radio in the truck works...


2,158 posted on 05/02/2013 6:30:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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To: Monkey Face
I believe the squirrels are mocking me.

You're just saying that because the dogs pay more attention to them than to you.

2,159 posted on 05/02/2013 6:37:36 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

There are no loose dogs here. Except when the office is closed...


2,160 posted on 05/02/2013 6:38:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I believe the squirrels are mocking me.)
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