Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Thanks! I wish my children had a marketable skill.
Loves me a well-organized kitty! Good morning! Off to the dentist soon....
Good Morning to you TC.
Trust all is normal in your section of the universe.
Was given a ‘medical of justice’ at the hospital yesterday.
The results will be sent to my Doctor within the next 5 days.
The Nurse was a master-of-the-art when it came to needle insertion, didn’t feel a thing!
They drained out a pint of ‘moose juice’ ,this made me feel normal again.
There where pipes and wires everywhere.
They are really moving quickly on whatever this is ,so fingers crossed.
You can bring a new perspective to any situation. That is a wondrous gift!
Good luck with the dentist. I have to go to the bank and Walmart. AGain.
Wow!
Good morning, Moose07. I hope everything turns out successfully in the medical area.
Everything is fine here. 56F and rainy. The catz hate the new storm door and have gone to bed in protest.
Tomorrow we’ll try again to get Elen’s driving permit.
If She has taken a test and passed, shouldn't it in the Post from the testing agency?
Or doesn't it work like that?
Thank you. I agree that it is a wondrous gift.
Why, you closet environmentalist you.
Memphis, needs rogue appliances in quick succession, incessant torment and chaos to ensue..
OKers.
Hope this works.
*Crossing fingers*
Not bad, but it doesn’t actually say he’s doing anything worthy of governing such a wonderful group of people. Of course, I wish some of our leaders would be content do to very little as I think that makes for the best kind of government. But, when you consider that we’re being led by Barack H. Obama, Mr. Harper has the opportunity to make Canada THE North American nation. If he had the vision, pretty soon Steven Wright would be joking that “There’s more to being an American that not being Canadian.”
Now, if his page had said he’s unifying the Canadians (especially the French) into a single, powerful culture, THAT would be impressive.
I understand that if you turn some spiders loose in there, they'll eat the itchy bugs.
I have no first hand knowledge, of course. The only thing the strings that will grow from my face are good for is scaring people when they see me on a dark street.
My grandpa (mother's side) had a full beard. I wanted one just like it. Apparently, I didn't inherit those genes.
Not if you oil your chainsaw with coconut oil. Considering the maintenance you've described, it can't hurt.
I srefer Poonerisms. Nothing aches me wup like wixing my mirds on a munny sorning.
The beard may itch, but it is integral to the movie.
Don’t pick at it, it’ll be gone after we’re done filming this scene and the big reveal that the Administator is from the future.
And there is always Radio Bob...which I listen to every time the radio in the truck works...
You're just saying that because the dogs pay more attention to them than to you.
There are no loose dogs here. Except when the office is closed...
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