Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Good night and sweet dreams, ‘Face. See you in the A.M.
Got any wine left? I’m late again.
I’m looking forward to the photo Face.
Yep, just like the Kennedy kids.
I guess you missed Stephen Harper, the best Prime Minister we have had since the 60’s. Let me have the pleasure of introducing you.
http://www.pm.gc.ca/eng/pm.asp?featureId=7&pageId=27
Whole pack of worthless losers. Worse than my Bill, even - at least he’s legitimately earning his good grades in junior college and is a genyoowine certified lifeguard.
He’s cute, too.
It’s all gone to pot since they started issuing liquor licenses. Total chaos in the sanitation department!
Not until you mentioned it, to be honest. Bery bery nice, wid de camels and palm trees.
“genyoowine”?
Bill is very cute!
?gnar uoY
By the way, I don't like being this guy. The beard itches.
Does it make your head feel funny when you read that back?
No, not at all. I'm good at reading backwards or upside-down.
Actually it doesn't reflect on the cow at all as it is a technique only utilized when the chainsaw chain sawing things are too dull to do anything else. Very effective at slathering butter over vast areas. You should try it when you have a side of house that is in need of buttering. The hard part is learning to aim the flying butter properly.
The taste of the butter/bar oil blend is, however, difficult.. ;-)
Ummm... I suppose you already tried selling that idea to Microsoft, eh?
I think it sounds a bit friendlier than Otto.
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I’ll hold these and draw one.
Upside down is OK. It’s the backward thing that gets me queasy. Genetic flaw?
Learning to aim the flying butter—you are a genius! I adore target practice! A new hobby! Shouldn’t get this excited before bedtime—gotta get up early for dentist appt. Thanks for the suggestion!
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
Backwards is not the same as reverse order.
We see backwards all the time; in store reflections, mirrors, our own rear-view mirrors ... (Have you ever noted that rear-view mirrors are popular in cars but not in bedrooms?) ... and in the photographs we take of these things.
But reverse order only happens when we recite things that way. My mother trained herself to recite the alphabet backwards. It was a useless but entertaining talent.
By the way, it can’t be a genetic flaw, because you’re perfect just the way you are. You aren’t flawed, merely different.
I appreciate people being different. If they were all like me, I’d really be annoyed with them.
Tapestry is Egyptian. Sionnsar and I saw the children weaving them near the pyramids of Saqqara south of Cairo.
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