Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Tom and I had NOT found all the pieces, but after another half hour or so of digging through the garage, we did. Some Kid got in them, not that he or she would ever admit it!
The garage needed cleaning up (again) anyway, and Bill can justify his existence by taking larger pieces of UNNNGH to the landfill. Now I can have lunch.
Raul is certainly earning his $100!
At least he/she didn't blame it on the ubiquitous "virus".
Oops. Off to do chores. Have a great day, y’all!
I don't take prescriptions because of the CFIDS, so I have to use vitamins and herbal/homeopathic remedies for everything that ails me.
The drugs prescribed by the doctors do me more harm than good, so I avoid them. I have about 20 books on herbal/home remedies and homeopathic healing, and I've always had good results.
And I understand all about the "wierd reactions" to drugs. Not everyone is able to find the balance between taking a drug because the doctor says to, and knowing it will be harmful to YOU! So thanks for the input!
” Hi, Bob. Thank you for being you and not someone else”
I prefer Bob as Bob too.
I think he’s better backwards.
okay: )
You just said that to confuse me.
No one will be able to make any money by spelling Bob backwards...like Serutan...
Now the trash company says I wasn’t supposed to have the second can at all, and they don’t understand why it wasn’t taken away in January. “The truck can’t empty it.” “They did last week!”
The person is going to see what I have to do to have a second can, if I wasn’t supposed to have this can, what? If they don’t sort it out, I’ll call the city.
boB?
Nah...doesn’t have quite the ring to it that would make it a good commercial enterprise...
When you do, make sure you make it very clear just how much trouble the city is in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s60hOgqLFGg
Umm... Would that particular strain also infect chain saws? If so 'twould esplain why said device decided (albeit after two years of never being sharpened or having a chain replacement) to refuse to cut anything more solid than a stick. Of butter.
Wallyworld had a two pack of chains for only $5 more than the local dealer wanted for one chain, so when my site-to-store order comes in (probably today) I can finish off that tree that rested in repose during Sandy... (it's now in three piles - one of big chunks, one of smaller chunks, and one of branches of limited uselessness - a neighbor says he'll come over Saturday with his bucket loader and we can fill up the bucket with the branches and haul them out to the north forty and dump them where they can become one with the universe..and a shelter for tasty critters that fit on the plate next to the mashed potatoes.)
Lack of maintenance has nothing to do with it... ;-)
I planted White Dutch Clover, it’s the lowest growing cultivar.
I’m going to have some ginger tea and go to bed. My stomach hurts.
Re: second trash bin. Please allow me the privilege of a resounding sympathy “Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggghhhhhh!”
You are such a cut-up! (In a good way, of course!) :)
I’d bet my bottom dollar that chainsaws are indeed susceptible to the dreaded RRSAV. Sounds like you have survivor’s guilt. You mustn’t blame yourself. It would have happened any way. :(
P.S. You really cut your butter w/a chainsaw? Must be one tough cow ya got there.
What a wonderful choice! I’m just going to transplant the stuff that grows wild here.
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