Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Then all is not lost!
And plays the guitar, well enough for his friends to want him to entertain at their party, if he resolves the trash issue ...
You are definitely one of my favorite people!
I gather that it isn’t within the realm of possibility that he put the cans there first and the car blocked access afterward....
Nope, the car was there first. He could have moved the truck from the driveway, put the car in the garage, and moved the truck back. He could have moved the car across the street. He could have put the trash cans where I told him to, by the Carters’.
But he didn’t.
And you’re one of my favorite people, too. I love all your plants-and-animals anecdotes.
I don’t have “favorite people”.
I have people for that.
There’s something to be “favorite” about just about everyone, at least around here.
Hi, Bob. Thank you for being you and not someone else that I can’t stand!
I'm glad to see that my penchant for torturing secondary meanings out of a phrase is rubbing off on you.
I am mildly curious though, about the other people you can't stand. Are they as haughty and full of disdain as I am? That would certainly make your position understandable.
Are you kidding? Haughty and full of disdain are fully within my tolerance level. I live with Tom, after all.
People I can’t stand are ... you know, THOSE people.
*SIGHHHHH*
I am finally home! YAY, ME!
If I never go to another funeral again, it will be far too soon.
The one son no one expected to show up did, and he broke down. The one son we expected is too busy flying below the RADAR to bother.
The miles I traveled in three days, by car were astounding. I believe it was close to 600 +/- 40 miles.
All couches feel the same.
The altitude made me stupid (close to 5000’) and the late nights, answering questions about people and family histories made my throat sore.
And Guess What? The plane I was supposed to take from SLC today originated in Orlando, but had to stop in Memphis for an emergency illness. It got to SLC and was delayed three hours (at last count) with mechanical problems. What is it about Memphis that puts a hex on the planes I need to take?
We were told if we hurried, we could catch another flight on another concourse, and I had to power-walk the distance — maybe a third of a mile, and ended up with asthma and a slight spasm of angina.
But I’m home. Yay.
The Stig is not talking to me.
My license plates came while I was gone.
I’m beat up but too wired to go to bed. It will take me two weeks to recover from this.
The good news is, I have a new aide coming on Thursday. I hope I have relaxed well enough to tell her what needs to be done.
Any questions?
*tagline*
You’re alive, Stig’s alive, don’t ever try to do anything with Memphis again as long as you live ;-).
Hugs and kisses, sleeeeeeeeeeepppzzzzzzz!
Am I too late for a drink?
Who is serving?
I have Gallo White Zinfandel in the big bottle. It’s in the freezer, help yourself. Shove Tom out of the way, he’s too young to drink.
How is Canada?
Really cold white? Thanks! Yum. Tom doesn’t have a chance.
Canada is almost as screwed up as the rest of the world, but I am grateful for Harper.
‘They’ say Justin Trudeau, newly elected leader of the Liberal Party could win the next election, which doesn’t surprise me, but makes me sick none the less.
I have nothing against a 41 year old high school drama teacher with a trust fund provided by his father, the late Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau, but having great hair, and a sexy last name doesn’t qualify him for the job.
What she said. :)
I promise I will NEVER have anything to do with Memphis ever again. *shudder*
The body needs to relax a little more before the Evil Sleepz can overtake it. Trying to fill in the gaps on three or seven lives that impacted the “kids” was no easy task, and now, they want my personal history. If I ever get it written....
I thought I told you about Memphis. Memphis doesn’t put a hex on anything; Memphis IS a hex. We’ve been trying to get them to secede from TN, but they respond by trying to appropriate all the schools in the county under the urban Memphis school system. We need Darks to inflict one of his rogue appliances on the school board at their next meeting.
I some some really cheap Arbor Mist White Zinfandel (in a bottle) that I HAD to pick up before I settled in for the night.
You are most welcome to share!
When I get the photos uploaded, I will be a happy camper...one I will print out and keep, and that is the one with nine of the ten sibs that this woman brought to adulthood.
I am so proud of all of them!
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