Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I had to change my leave days due to training schedules so I’ll be down on the 30th probably in the afternoon and leave on Saturday with everyone else, and then be headed back up that next Sunday.
It’s looking like a busy summer for my shop, so I’m glad I managed to get any leave in at all. I need a break from TRACEN before I say or do something incredibly stupid and get into trouble that my warrant officer can’t get me out of.
Allow me to assist:
Just checking in from the wilds of Pennsylvania.
Nothing special, just a short visit. I’ll be back in my regular digs in a day or two.
Must be careful in the wilds of PA. Some parts are more Pensyltuckey than others...
If we were in the room, Kearen would insist on us bringing the toys to her.
If we were out of the room, she’d get them out herself and leave them in odd places.
Places you didn’t think a 26 pound holstein looking cat could get to.
That sounds fine. Did you email your grandmother?
I went to Mass with Sally, Pat, James, Vlad, Frank, and Kathleen ... and we all lived. There wasn’t even any blood.
‘Face says she got through the funeral of her sister-in-law, but it was very emotionally traumatic. I’ll be drinking wine for both of us again tonight! The rest of you are also welcome to imbibe, of course.
I didn’t. I think what I will do tomorrow is drive up to the other house and check the mailbox. It seems that nobody’s there, probably because the landlady can’t rent it out because it’s too expensive and she is a sociopath, so I’ll just pop over and look.
No ammo I wanted in Courthouse, just very cheap low-grain .30-30 and I didn’t want to put that through the Winchester. Maybe next week they’ll have more in. They did have a nice-looking used Walther PPK in the case for sale, but apparently I needed a firearms purchase card from the state even to pick it up and look at it.
I’ll do my part. Say, are we in the 1950’s?...
Anoreth’s in the 1940s, but that’s okay ... she can still email her grandmother, because her grandmother was born in 1938.
My feet hurt.
I have a little extra cash saved up. When I come down on leave I’ll look at a shotgun or a used pistol maybe. A PPK is indestructible.
Sure. I owe you a birthday present, too, although not another whole gun ;-).
The first time I saw Jonathan Winters was on Johnny Carson’s show. Johnny kept trying to get motor-mouthed hysterically funny Jonathan to stop talking because they had to run a commercial. They were ten minutes over. Jonathan said, “We’re going to be twenty.” I read later that he suffered from depression, but perhaps he was bipolar because he certainly looked manic to me. He was a great gift to us!
Thank you very much for checking in! See you soon!
26 lbs? Seriesly? Was she a Maine coon?
Uh oh. I’ll tipple prophylactically (sp?) for ‘Face. Thanks for letting us know.
Can you elevate your feet above heart level? Is it your shoes? I once had a sore foot that I favored, and the pain radiated up to my hip. Turned out that I have a metatarsal that was too long and the bones in my foot sort of bowed downward. Got shoes with a weird cutout in the sole from SAS and was happily ever after. That was scary. My job involved being on my feet, and being fast and strong. Fortunately, the shoes were the answer.
Good night and sweet dreams, y’all!
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