Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I have a recurring nightmare that I can't remember where I parked, or which car I parked, or my schedule of classes, or my homework, or....
Soooo good to see you!
Did you mean to say something there? :)
I can always count on you to deliver that tiny red x in the big white box! LOL!
Sorry, Joe!
One of my favorites! LOL! Thanks!
Uh-huh. That's an eight-hour drive; both ways.
Happy Independence Post!
Uh...MapQuest sez it’s 10 hours to Pocatello. My ultimate destination. I will have a ride from SLC to Pocatello with two nieces, who will meet me.
I loathe and detest funerals, and I think the last one I went to was my mother’s, in 1981, 20 years after my father’s. I would not be going to this one, but I feel I owe it to my nieces and nephews to be there for them.
Their mother and I were so much alike, it isn’t funny. So I need to go. I even wrote a short eulogy, in the event someone asks me to speak.
And yes, I noticed the 1776 post number! I LIKE it! LOL!
Have you grown watermelons before?
Earth day will be back next year.
Every day is Earth day, until we wake up, and it’s not here anymore.
That will be a very short day.
And next year, I will, again, turn all my lights on, go start my truck and let it idle a couple of hours, and throw out some food. What a celebration!
Well that’s always true.
I will do my usual miscreant activities. : )
Oh, I will be looking forward to THAT! LOL!
Please be sure to give me advance notice so I can follow your lead! :o])
Will do.
Fanks, Man!
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