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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Conspiracy Guy; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; ...

1,721 posted on 04/24/2013 3:21:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick

1,722 posted on 04/24/2013 3:29:21 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Tax-chick

Cute.


1,723 posted on 04/24/2013 4:24:13 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Tax-chick

She’s like that all the time.


1,724 posted on 04/24/2013 4:38:43 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy

There are worse things than being cute early in the morning.


1,725 posted on 04/24/2013 4:49:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick; Conspiracy Guy

Strictly a point of philosophical discussion for me.


1,726 posted on 04/24/2013 5:02:28 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
gave a free lawn treatment to every house that had a car with an Obama sticker on a car.

You sound like a good neighbor.

One of the problems with living in Gotham is you can't necessarily associate the Obama sticker with the car owner's domicile. People park where they can find a spot, often many blocks from their home. That makes it awfully difficult to guess which homeowners might be armed and which are safe to rob.

1,727 posted on 04/24/2013 5:18:46 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: Monkey Face
I feel as if I have let my favorite niece down.

Don't be afraid to let yourself be human, Face. Holding ourselves to higher standards than we can possibly meet is a recipe for disaster.

How you handle the next few months will matter much more to your favorite niece than how you handled the last couple of days. And I bet you handle them well.

1,728 posted on 04/24/2013 5:20:38 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: null and void

1,729 posted on 04/24/2013 5:22:01 AM PDT by ArGee (I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.)
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To: ArGee

Good morning. That’s funny!


1,730 posted on 04/24/2013 6:05:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Monkey Face

Check yer freepmail.

Elen failed the learner’s permit test this morning. She can try again next week. Tom did the same, so it’s no big deal. Now she knows what a lot of the questions are ;-).


1,731 posted on 04/24/2013 6:06:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick

48 degrees here, clear. The sun is on its way over the mountains, and I feel a little better this morning.

I can’t believe I cried so much yesterday.

In spite of it all, I managed to sleep most of the night.

However, I have to wash clothes and get a few things squared away for the trip. *sigh*

Ann and I were so close...


1,732 posted on 04/24/2013 6:22:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: ArGee; All

Thanks, you. I appreciate the vote of confidence. I think one of the things that disturbs me so much is that I can’t be closer to the kids.

But I will survive this, just like I have everything else.

I don’t know what I would have done without my Undeaders!


1,733 posted on 04/24/2013 6:25:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Monkey Face

Electronic (((Hugs))) is all i can do...
And a little Prayer later.


1,734 posted on 04/24/2013 7:20:17 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: ArGee

One of the charming features of my neighborhood is that people will NOT park in front of where ever they are visiting, even if there is an open space right in front. They’ll park half a block away and usually on the other side of the street.

I don’t know why, but I suspect it’s to make it more difficult for ICE or the police to find them.


1,735 posted on 04/24/2013 7:36:01 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Tax-chick

We have some real DMV dickheads here. A favorite trick is to stand next to the drivers window and tell the kid to move the car forward to the line, then flunk him for moving the car without an adult in it, in clear violation of the permit rules.


1,736 posted on 04/24/2013 7:40:08 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m so sorry and saddened.


1,737 posted on 04/24/2013 7:41:44 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: null and void

Apparently “our” government changed the status of Saudis in January.

At the beginning of this January all Saudis, 100%, all, every single one, required full vetting before a visa would be issued.

At the end of January every Saudi would be admitted without vetting as a “trusted traveler”.

*sigh*


1,738 posted on 04/24/2013 7:45:55 AM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: JoeProBono
Thanks ,Joe.
It was celebrated in the usual manner...{Hic,Hic}...:)
1,739 posted on 04/24/2013 7:53:00 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07

Thanks, Moosie. It means a lot to me. I’ll take electronic hugs, though it’s a shocking thought.... ;o]


1,740 posted on 04/24/2013 7:54:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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