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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: Darksheare

Sadly there is no ebony wood left here. I chopped it all into kindling to start my teakwood fireplace fires over the past few years.


1,681 posted on 04/23/2013 4:51:01 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Every time a mod pulls a post, an angel gets its wings.


1,682 posted on 04/23/2013 4:52:17 PM PDT by AppyPappy (You never see a massacre at a gun show.)
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To: Monkey Face

Were you slacking?


1,683 posted on 04/23/2013 4:52:19 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Darksheare

So do I, but I seldom visit facebook, and that’s where it’s happenen’ man.

Perhaps I could have arranged for a RT ticket to Pocatello if I had known sooner...

I feel as if I have let my favorite niece down.


1,684 posted on 04/23/2013 4:52:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Curses, foiled.
And not even with real foil.


1,685 posted on 04/23/2013 4:53:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: AppyPappy

But sadly a kitten dies as well.


1,686 posted on 04/23/2013 4:54:12 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Monkey Face

Um...probably...six deaths in as many weeks? Yah. Preoccupied, mostly.

I’m sorry I couldn’t have marked the day with blazing lights and an idling vehicle! ;o]


1,687 posted on 04/23/2013 4:56:23 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Monkey Face

But Facebood devours your personal info.
Which is why I don’t use it.


1,688 posted on 04/23/2013 4:56:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Aluminum foil? Like my hat?


1,689 posted on 04/23/2013 4:57:15 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Darksheare

See?

How would I know? I had to hear of her condition from my daughter, who is a faceboodfanatic, that my cousin/SiL/friend was in ICU.

THAT is sucky.


1,690 posted on 04/23/2013 4:58:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face ( The good outnumber the evil ones, and we always will.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

An entire suit my good man!


1,691 posted on 04/23/2013 5:00:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

I agree in full aluminum foil suit as the best protection. But it’s getting too warm here in Alabama for the full suit. So I wear an aluminum foil fedora.


1,692 posted on 04/23/2013 5:12:17 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I prefer the heavy duty foil.
Though it is hard to sneak up on people while wearing it.


1,693 posted on 04/23/2013 5:15:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

It does krinkle a bit.


1,694 posted on 04/23/2013 5:17:39 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Darksheare

Gotta run, helicopters are getting close.


1,695 posted on 04/23/2013 5:20:52 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I mooned them when they were here, then tossed stale bagels at them.


1,696 posted on 04/23/2013 5:33:06 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Yeah.
If any of the people I knew in my immediate area had issues posted on facebood, I’d never find out unless someone was similarly kind enough to tell me.


1,697 posted on 04/23/2013 5:34:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face
Got this a couple days ago:

I used to wonder
what it'd be like to
read other people's
minds. Then I got a
Facebook account,
and now I'm over it.

1,698 posted on 04/23/2013 5:36:03 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: null and void; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy

I keep getting emails from “Adriana”, who claims that her and I have spoken on FB. Her problem is that I have never, ever joined FB.
These fraud minded creeps never think of that, do they? Hah!

Face, I hope your cousin/SiL/friend feels better soon.


1,699 posted on 04/23/2013 5:43:11 PM PDT by fanfan ("If Muslim kids were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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To: fanfan

I got my last post from facebook. Some good stuff there.


1,700 posted on 04/23/2013 5:48:12 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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