Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Sadly there is no ebony wood left here. I chopped it all into kindling to start my teakwood fireplace fires over the past few years.
Every time a mod pulls a post, an angel gets its wings.
Were you slacking?
So do I, but I seldom visit facebook, and that’s where it’s happenen’ man.
Perhaps I could have arranged for a RT ticket to Pocatello if I had known sooner...
I feel as if I have let my favorite niece down.
Curses, foiled.
And not even with real foil.
But sadly a kitten dies as well.
Um...probably...six deaths in as many weeks? Yah. Preoccupied, mostly.
I’m sorry I couldn’t have marked the day with blazing lights and an idling vehicle! ;o]
But Facebood devours your personal info.
Which is why I don’t use it.
Aluminum foil? Like my hat?
See?
How would I know? I had to hear of her condition from my daughter, who is a faceboodfanatic, that my cousin/SiL/friend was in ICU.
THAT is sucky.
An entire suit my good man!
I agree in full aluminum foil suit as the best protection. But it’s getting too warm here in Alabama for the full suit. So I wear an aluminum foil fedora.
I prefer the heavy duty foil.
Though it is hard to sneak up on people while wearing it.
It does krinkle a bit.
Gotta run, helicopters are getting close.
I mooned them when they were here, then tossed stale bagels at them.
Yeah.
If any of the people I knew in my immediate area had issues posted on facebood, I’d never find out unless someone was similarly kind enough to tell me.
I used to wonder
what it'd be like to
read other people's
minds. Then I got a
Facebook account,
and now I'm over it.
I keep getting emails from “Adriana”, who claims that her and I have spoken on FB. Her problem is that I have never, ever joined FB.
These fraud minded creeps never think of that, do they? Hah!
Face, I hope your cousin/SiL/friend feels better soon.
I got my last post from facebook. Some good stuff there.
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