Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
The Little Something is for the trip. You know how airports are....
It was the only response I got. Thanks!
The Stig survived my trip to NC to visit the Tax-chicklets, even though he was here alone. I think he’s still mad at me. But I’m going to leave again Friday morning for a funeral in Idaho, so he will be alone again until Tuesday afternoon.
He’ll REALLY hate me by then! LOL!
That lets them know how I feel about their efforts to destroy the country I live, but it doesn’t enrich me at all.
I prefer to kill two birds with my stone when I can.
Especially on Earth Day - but that’s over.
The best part about flying is you get a free medical exam with every trip.
If you mention Al Qaeda you can get a free colonoscopy.
Is that 1950s English?
Who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop?
They are nice to me. Since my disloated shoulder doesn’t want to lift things, and my forward-upward movement is restricted, it’s just easier for me to wear the sling and they let me walk through and just scan my hands to see if I’ve been playing with chemicals. ;o]
I remember when Dick Clark introduced the group, Distal and the Interphalangeal Joints. I gave the record an 85. Had a good beat, but you couldn't dance to it.
Good thing you do all your chemical mixing with your feet then.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I was SURE that was our secret...*sigh* Now I have to turn the clams loose on you so they can kick you.
It’s all part of my plan. Once the TSA is ready to start asking us to remove our socks as well as our shoes then I unleash the devastating weapon. The EPA has made it illegal for me to remove my socks except under very special circumstances. If I remove my socks in a TSA line it will set of alarms you can hear clear down to DC. Then the EPA and the TSA will be pitted against each other.
The immovable object and the irresistible force will then encounter one another. It will be GLORIOUS.
I shall ask the clams to belay the previous order...
Good luck with the lethal socks.
I know the socks work.
Why do you think Kim Jong-Un suddenly became so quiet?
He was choking?
That is extremely kind of you. My kids fight over the current Jamboree backpack. Sally had it for the library this afternoon, and Elen was griping, “That’s mine!” She’ll probably take it to pack for her weekend trip to the state Science Olympiad finals (shameless brag) in order to impress the other science-nerd girls with her Scouting cachet.
Not everyone checks their email all the time or goes to Walmart every day. Even I don’t go *every* day!
Phooey about airports, I say.
Speaking of airports...
I just got off the phone with a Delta CSR who apologized profusely that I had such a bad experience on the trip from Detroit to Vegas. (Someone else took my chair, so I walked forever...)
The Rep told me she was sending me a “travel voucher” that is good for one year, so I’m wondering how far it will take me....
Some days, things make up for other days...
I’m not too worried about the emails I sent out. Tomorrow, though, all bets are off, and I am grateful that I have a flight and a Little Something for at the airport.
I was looking forward to the drive, but not the expense, and that was not even something I could have put into my budget without strain. So I count my blessings. ;o]
That’s awfully nice of Delta, but no more than fair since they didn’t provide the service they agreed to.
DP took most of the kids to Lake Park to fly kites, and I’m hanging out with Kathleen and making Use-Up-These-Vegetables Soup. Onion, carrots, bell pepper, garlic, and celery.
So an airline gives you bad service and to apologize they give you free travel on the same airline?
With the same bad service?
A better apology would have been to give you a free trip on another airline.
The gal apologized profusely, and I told her she could not control everything, no matter how hard she tried. All she could do was to watch, listen, learn and make adjustments.
She was happy that I was “pleasant,” even though my experience wasn’t. So I’m good!
Home-made soup sounds good, but I can’t make any...I would never be able to eat it before I left, and I have no room in the freezer for it. *sigh*
Maybe when I get back, I’ll make some of my infamous potato soup.
LOL!
I suspect my name is flagged, henceforth, and that when I travel, they will be alert and accomodating. It works for me!
I told her about my five-hour-plus lay-over in Memphis, due to the A/C not working on the plane, then the crew timing out, and she groaned. I don’t blame her...I groaned, too, when it happened!
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