Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
If you want to know what your neighbors are like, stroll down to the local supermarket and check out the magazine rack.
(It's for displaying printed advertisements, made-up stories, and pictures of people who don't live near you, not a magazine rack like you think it would be.)
That will tell you everything you need to know about what's on your neighbors' minds, and it even explains why all the most experienced veterans sit in the very back part of the church.
Sadly, Sis, she passed away a couple of hours ago, and I’m trying to get the money together so I can go to the funeral. I am the only one of us (5) sibs left who can make the trip.
I am so sad at the loss, and I need to comfort her youngest daughter.
This is such a blow to me. (And I’m ashamed for being so selfish.)
good tactic
so true. have a great evening
You are not being selfish Sweetheart! You just love people. Deeply. You’ll make it work. I know you can.
I’m so sorry for your loss! *HUGS, and more Hugs!*
Thanks.
The tears won’t stop today. I’m not like this, normally, but I have had so many losses the last six weeks, I feel overloaded and overwhelmed.
Thanks for the hugs. I need them, Sis.
{{{{fanfan}}}}
Go ahead and cry Sis. You need to get it out.
I’m here holding you.
And I’m looking for a cute pic. Give me a sec. :-)
*snif*
Thanks, Sis.
My eyes are leaking.
Nice to see you CG, or um, sorry I missed you, I guess.
My best to you and yours.
I know I always feel better after a good eye leaking.
:-D
It was the last thing I cut and pasted so it was still pastible. able to paste pasteble? pastable? How do you know if you spell a word you made up is spelled right?
You used that flashy thing, din't ya...
I don’t think you really ever know.
In any event, watch for Adrianna from FB; she’ll pretend to know you.
Are you doing a garden this year?
Mmmmmmmaybe...
All I know is that I need to be there, not just for my SiL but for my nieces and nephews. They need to see me and remember that I love her.
So I am begging everyone I know personally for a few dollars to get me there and back. The Lord will take care of my vehicle. The rest is up to me. :o]
I plan for some watermelons.
Good to see you. I drop by when I can. Usually just mornings before I go to work. Occasionally a little while after work. Sooner or later I’ll just move back in full time. Have a great day.
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