Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Thanks, Nully. *hug*
I moved to Savannah, GA and dis-retired.
Typing all spanish-mossily and mellow,
I remain,
Yours,
Scoutmaster
“Contrary to scuttlebutt, I haven’t been zotted.”
I kinda knew that much.
“I moved to Savannah, GA and dis-retired.”
That’s almost as bad as the first item.
Be careful of the spanish moss, it whispers lies!
My F-I-L is a driving instructor in NYS. He regularly has to lecture the testers about their responsibilities. He finds thy are more interested in ways to quickly end the test and take a break between them than in actually evaluating the student’s skills.
He said one instructor was failing kids for not pulling into the intersection while waiting for a left turn. My F-I-L asks, “Do you know the difference between ‘must’ and ‘may?’ The manual says you *may* pull into the intersection. You can’t deduct points if the candidate doesn’t do that.” That’s just one example he has given. Then they try to give *him* lip. That’s never a wise move.
Hoop grug!!!!!
Oops. Sorry.
Group Hug!!!!!
T4TP!!! And thanks for dropping by my Anniversary Thread yesterday...even Tard the Grumpy Cat was there.
Class of ‘98ers rarely get the Zot. You have to do something *really* bad, like accuse Sarah Palin of being a Lez.
Label those emails from Adriana “SPAM,” and you will never find them outside your spam folder again.
I get them too, and they’re annoying. I am not a lesbian by any stretch of the imagination, and I do not know why some horny bee ouch is sending her messages to me. I have also never opened one of her emails, so I don’t know what’s in them. I just nuke on sight.
The subject line on the last one was “ARE YOU GETTING THESE????” That one got nuked instantly too.
LOL!
We like your spanish mossy words. Thanks for checking in!
How are you feeling these days? Are your digits working OK? How did they fare during the move?
Wow, that’s so atmospheric! I hope the disretirement is a success!
Yep
True
Give them a free car wash with steel wool.
This was a computerized, objective, multiple choice test. She just didn’t know the answers!
Neither Anoreth nor Bill had any problem with the driving test.
Awwww.... Thanks, Joe!
I think I have a battalion of angels watching over me. One of my nephews just sent me a plane ticket so I don’t have to drive!
I am so grateful!
And now, of course, I have to repack, wash clothes, and get His Stigness ready for my absence. The manager said he will check on Stiggy on Monday. The flight is Friday morning, and I will come home Tuesday afternoon.
My suitcase has not even been put away! LOL!
Use the Little Something to get some Restorative Beverage.
God bless your nephew!
Don't know how I could face a day without it.
How's your chirper, The Stig?
One's another World Jamboree backpack, with the tags still on it. The other's a prototype (I think) backpack from (I think) the 2005 National Jamboree. It's a Camelback backpack with a Camelback insert and a BSA logo embroidered on the pack. Small, but it looks spiffy, and looking spiffy is . . . well . . . spiffy.
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