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Self-Centered Vanity Posts Inconvenience Me (Vanity)
April 9, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/09/2012 9:52:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Just this morning, RetSignMan posted this post apologizing for his self-centeredness over the years.

Does he know how much this inconveniences ME? My life was slightly impacted, negatively, by this post and I'm not seeing how it benefits me.

People have to think how will it affect LAZ before they post a selfish- and self-centered vanity post. Being self-centered is no excuse for failing to think about me: My life, my fortunes, my good luck, and the other things in my life.

Self-centeredness is a vile trait that I have eliminated in my life to benefit my path and my mental heath. I am a much better ME for having lost my self-centered focus on me. I am so damned cool now. I hope ANY of you can become ONE TENTH as enlighted as me.

To demonstrate how you have become a little more like ME, stop posting self-centered vanities.

(Here I am in meditation, to become a much better me)



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazvanity; lazwouldhitit
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To: DCBryan1

I’d hit that monkey butt.


61 posted on 04/09/2012 10:43:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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IBTZ

62 posted on 04/09/2012 10:46:06 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: humblegunner; Lazamataz; trisham
Golden Girls

Yeah....I'd hit some of that too:


63 posted on 04/09/2012 10:46:58 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Tagline removed at the request of someone who doesn't "get" Monty Python or Shakespeare.)
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To: humblegunner; Lazamataz

But no less believable, except I don’t think he weeps while watching “Golden Girls”.


64 posted on 04/09/2012 10:56:03 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: onyx; trisham; TheOldLady; Lazamataz
TONIGHT WE DINE WITH LAZ!

65 posted on 04/09/2012 10:58:39 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons)
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To: DCBryan1; onyx; skinkinthegrass; TheOldLady; Outlaw Woman
This is the song I always play when gazing at myself in the mirror.

Even my cat is smug.

66 posted on 04/09/2012 11:02:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
Hey Laz, how you be? Haven't seen ya in a while.
67 posted on 04/09/2012 11:06:20 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it and the law is what WE say it is.)
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To: deoetdoctrinae; trisham; TheOldLady; Lazamataz; All

Dining with LAZ at his SPARTAN TABLE
Sign-up Here!

68 posted on 04/09/2012 11:06:32 AM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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To: Navy Patriot
Hey Laz, how you be? Haven't seen ya in a while.

That's because I've learned the secret of invisibility.

69 posted on 04/09/2012 11:10:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz
Wasn't that the punch line of a famous Sci-Fi story (later made into a movie)?

"To serve Lazamataz"

 

70 posted on 04/09/2012 11:11:01 AM PDT by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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To: Lazamataz; TheOldLady; DJ MacWoW; trisham; skinkinthegrass; deoetdoctrinae; JoeProBono

Heat Wave and a GUY with a CAT!
You’re a MAN after TOL & DJ’s hearts!


71 posted on 04/09/2012 11:12:42 AM PDT by onyx (SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
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To: no-to-illegals; Lazmataz
Sometimes, Laz reminds me of bill clintoon. ;)

Actually I think Laz was padawan master to BeezleBubba...just sayin'

72 posted on 04/09/2012 11:14:06 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Lazamataz

73 posted on 04/09/2012 11:14:13 AM PDT by nutmeg (Rest in Peace, and THANK YOU, Andrew Breitbart)
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To: DCBryan1

This is sad and pathetic at the same time, I had to explain your cartoon to my wife


74 posted on 04/09/2012 11:14:47 AM PDT by verga (Party like it is 1773)
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To: trisham
Oh yes, that's me. Just a big old loveable teddy bear.


75 posted on 04/09/2012 11:14:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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To: Lazamataz

A most excellent post, good to see you you’ve still got it.


76 posted on 04/09/2012 11:17:38 AM PDT by RockyMtnMan
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To: TheThirdRuffian
I have nothing to say, so here is a gif of Kate Upton dancing around.

Oh my.... that may be the GREATEST post of all time!

Laz would DEFINITELY hit it!

77 posted on 04/09/2012 11:18:41 AM PDT by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them)
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To: Lazamataz

Always ask yourself how being self-centered serves Lazamataz.

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I hear ya, man. I never post self centered vanities, but if I ever do, I’ll ask you first for permission and your input on just how my self centered vanity would benefit the Laz.

This is my entire Raison d’être. To act and do like Laz would act and do.

I see a pretty girl, and I immeidately ask - would Laz hit that?


78 posted on 04/09/2012 11:20:23 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, egotism is a fault. You cannot be an egotist, because you have no faults! (grovel, grovel)


79 posted on 04/09/2012 11:23:10 AM PDT by wizr (Keep the Faith!)
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To: Lazamataz

80 posted on 04/09/2012 11:25:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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