Posted on 03/22/2012 4:32:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz
David Brock is Media Matters founder, and recently, I have seen many posts ridiculing him for being homosexual. David Brock’s sexual orientation is not the issue. Making fun of it just lowers us to the level of the Left’s personal attack strategy. We can do better.
There is utterly no need to mention that David Brock is a giggling little donut-puncher, or a skipping lavender-scented pillow-biter. We do not need to mention that David Brock is a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, nor do we need to say he is a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey.
Never will it cross my keyboard to mention that David Brock is a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, and you will have to wait a long time to see me say that David Brock is a effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker.
No, you will never see me post that David Brock is a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge. NEVER! No, sir, you will not see me calling Brock a stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduate of the Assmasters school of backseat driving.
Why should we resort to mention that David Brock is a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelator? What purpose does it serve to talk about David Brock being a Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshiper?
No sir. I won't ever post that David Brock is a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess. No way. It is something that we don't do here. No way will I ever mention that David Brock is a crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boy.
No sir. We are better than that.
True, however, I have seen people saying that David Brock is a fairy-flying OOPS-get-away! precious-boy stump-licker, and we simply cannot condone that.
Put me on but please don’t hit me!
I was nodding in agreement whilst reading the first line...."Yes. Go Laz. Take the High Road. Good show old boy."
But then, high comedy...and the best laughs...simply do not travel on the High Road do they?
Laz, you have a hit it list? I mean a ping list now?
Please add yours truly to it.
Absolutely.
It would be too easy to go to such stuff as calling David Brock a turd burglar. But you, YOU SIR, are better than that!
Why, anyone could take the low road and imply about massive gay sex orgies organized between David Brock and Barney Frank...but YOU (sniff), you Sir, are not going to be tempted to go that route, and (tearing up) I salute you!
All people who have requested to be on the Lazamataz Funny-But-Somewhat-Disturbing Pinglist, I will add, but no time for individual answers now.. as David Brock might say, “Ta Ta For Now, Sweeties!”
David Brock is “gayer than an Ungaro spring frock” (you left out that one)
Best laugh I've had in years. Love ya, Laz. Please also add me to the ping list -- I'll be last after FreedomOfExpression ;-)
pinging you to this post.
Hilarious..... Today, I needed hilarious.
Do you like Gladiator movies?
LOL
Holy poop there goes my supper!!!!
Ping me to the poop list.
Ping me to the poop list.
How many of Dave’s friends can you fit on a bar stool?
Four if it’s upside down.
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