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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related
Okay, is it playing? Good….
Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?
Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.
She and I will have beautiful times together.
Tender, private moments.
Moments of hilarity.
Special times.
We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.
Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:07:18 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Donuts have holes. Just sayin’...
To: Lazamataz
I can feel ny arteries clogging. LOL
To: Lazamataz
She’ll only explode your heart in the end.
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:10:16 AM PST
by
Claud
To: Lazamataz
You better not be cheating on me!
5
posted on
02/02/2012 11:10:16 AM PST
by
TSgt
(Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
To: Lazamataz
WHA?!? No cheese?!? pshaw
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:11:25 AM PST
by
reed13k
(Knight Rampant Bibliophile, Protector of Knowledge, Purveyor of Inquiry, Defender of Aged Wisdom, an)
To: Lazamataz
7
posted on
02/02/2012 11:11:51 AM PST
by
RabidBartender
(The above statement is not meant to be offensive to women. Please don't whine and have me banned.)
To: Lazamataz
8
posted on
02/02/2012 11:12:13 AM PST
by
PGR88
To: RabidBartender
That is......awesome!Ain't she the prettiest you've ever seen?
9
posted on
02/02/2012 11:12:41 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Lazamataz
10
posted on
02/02/2012 11:13:48 AM PST
by
alancarp
(Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks for the laughs! Needed these days....lovely but we fear for your health.
11
posted on
02/02/2012 11:14:18 AM PST
by
etabeta
To: TSgt
12
posted on
02/02/2012 11:14:38 AM PST
by
MNGal
To: Lazamataz
My arteries are hardening just looking at it!
13
posted on
02/02/2012 11:15:24 AM PST
by
6ppc
(It's torch and pitchfork time)
To: Lazamataz
There is an old saying “If kissin’ don’t work, cookin’ do”
Enjoy your sizzlin’ hot romance.
Don’t eat them for more than 4 hours.
14
posted on
02/02/2012 11:15:34 AM PST
by
dforest
To: Lazamataz
You better watch it! It looks like she may really break your heart one day!
To: Lazamataz
She looks sweet on the outside.
I suspect that initially you’ll feel fulfilled...but in the end you’ll find that she’s unhealthy for you.
To: dforest
Don’t eat them for more than 4 hours.If I do eat for more than 4 hours, I know to go to a doctor, or serious permanent damage may result.
17
posted on
02/02/2012 11:17:12 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Mrs. Frogjerk
Ok that got a genuine chuckle.
18
posted on
02/02/2012 11:18:18 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Lazamataz
Another benefit of buying one of these...you get a coupon worth 50 percent off on your next ambulance ride to the emergency room at your local hospital.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:20:23 AM PST
by
GQuagmire
(Pats 33 Giants 24 Pats Super Bowl 46 Champs)
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