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Mafia ? (Il zotto di pazzo)

Posted on 02/01/2012 3:44:24 PM PST by chrismac

It might be connected with the strange goings on around here : Our car stolen, with $4000 of damage; Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly; Our neighbour's letterbox being destroyed; Curious spam emails about las vegas; The odd curious phone call; Faeces being smeared on our church Car windows smashed and things taken at church - they now have patrols as a result Breakin at church and organ damaged. Mysterious deaths of stars, such as Heath Ledger, Brittany and her husband, Michael Jackson, David Carradine, and others : http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/05/24/what-killed-brittanys- husband.html http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/ns/today-entertainment/t/david- carradine-found-dead-thailand-hotel/

Connect the dots if you dare, to see the truth.

> If things escalate, as they're indicating, I suggest that pamphlets explaining > Cats infiltration of public office, and their networked saboteurs, be posted by > some in every letterbox, so raising up a public backlash against the Mafia. I > can't do this, but it seems a good way to alert the public to what the Mafia > are upto. Laser printers, for each one involved in the expose, can cope > with and distribute the load. They will suddenly find themselves very > unwelcome.


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To: chrismac; 50mm

I think you need to sleep it off. Whatever it is you’re ingesting. good to see you back for your once a year poat.

(50mm, not sure about a zot, but maybe some thorazine is indicated here)


21 posted on 02/01/2012 3:53:06 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Responsibility2nd
Thailand.

This thread makes perfect sense to me. After I connected the dots.

It might be connected with the strange goings on around here : Our car stolen, with $4000 of damage; Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly; Our neighbour's letterbox being destroyed; Curious spam emails about las vegas; The odd curious phone call; Faeces being smeared on our church Car windows smashed and things taken at church - they now have patrols as a result Breakin at church and organ damaged. Mysterious deaths of stars, such as Heath Ledger, Brittany and her husband, Michael Jackson, David Carradine, and others : http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/05/24/what-killed-brittanys- husband.html http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/ns/today-entertainment/t/david- carradine-found-dead-thailand-hotel/

Connect the dots if you dare, to see the truth.


22 posted on 02/01/2012 3:53:46 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
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To: dynachrome

poat = post. sheesh


23 posted on 02/01/2012 3:53:56 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: chrismac

My account is overdrawn, my car slid down the hill
I’m givin’ up, I’ve got no more to give
My beagle bit the vet, and my daughter’s on the pill
And my ficus plant has lost it’s will to live

I owe Mastercharge my life, I’ve got adolescent skin
My doctor says I can’t use any salt
My waist is getting thick, but my hair is getting thin
And my house is on the San Andreas fault...

I need your help, Barry Manilow
I’m miserable and I don’t know what to do
Sing me a song, sing it sad and low
No one knows how to suffer quite like you

My shrink is out of town, my love life is a joke
My ex-wife sold my diary to Rona
All my ashtrays are overflowed, and I don’t even smoke
And my sinuses came back from Arizona...

(Spoken) “Hello, Mandy? It’s me. I’m here at the Copa. You know, the Copacabana. I know I don’t write the songs that make the whole world sing but I do know one thing, Mandy... I can’t smile without you.... Forget Lola.... Remember that weekend in New England? I thought then that this could be the magic at last... Now here I am... Tryin’ to get the feelin’ again!”

I need your help, Barry Manilow
I’m all alone and sitting on a shelf
Sing me a song, sing it sad and low
I feel like feeling sorry for myself

I need your help, Barry Manilow
Your songs can really comfort the unlucky
Sing me a song, sing it sad and low
I wish I didn’t have to feel so yucky...
I wish I didn’t have to feel...

So yucky!!!


24 posted on 02/01/2012 3:54:42 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
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To: chrismac


Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!
25 posted on 02/01/2012 4:56:08 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: chrismac

Post of the day!


26 posted on 02/01/2012 5:01:53 PM PST by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 ! We should take off and Newt washington from orbit.)
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To: chrismac

"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

27 posted on 02/01/2012 5:11:28 PM PST by liberalh8ter (I don't like what the world has become....)
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To: chrismac

28 posted on 02/01/2012 5:36:31 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: chrismac

I didn’t realize that Obama voters were allowed to post here. I guess I was wrong.


29 posted on 02/01/2012 6:05:34 PM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the People's Republic of Boulder)
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To: chrismac; Old Sarge; TheOldLady; 50mm

HUH?? Zotted troll.


30 posted on 02/01/2012 6:13:13 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: chrismac; Clintonfatigued; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; BillyBoy; SunkenCiv

David Carradine died masturbating. In the city with the most prostitutes per capita in the world.


31 posted on 02/01/2012 6:17:25 PM PST by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: chrismac; 50mm; darkwing104; Arrowhead1952; Darksheare; onyx; TheOldLady; Lady Jag; Allegra; ...

"Oh I say, that was a most righteous zotting, don't you agree?"

32 posted on 02/01/2012 6:21:31 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: chrismac; All

This one might be the most insane troll ever.


33 posted on 02/01/2012 6:22:05 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Impy
David Carradine died masturbating. In the city with the most prostitutes per capita in the world.

Definitely one of those things that make you go, Hmmmmmmm...
34 posted on 02/01/2012 6:22:05 PM PST by ZX12R (FUBO GTFO 2012 ! We should take off and Newt washington from orbit.)
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To: Impy; All

Kung-Fu...Bill...Jerk off king...


35 posted on 02/01/2012 6:25:27 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (Farewell sweet Rick, we barely knew ye...)
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To: Impy
David Carradine died masturbating.

How DARE you! It was a tragic macrame ACCIDENT!

36 posted on 02/01/2012 6:39:54 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: chrismac
"Cats infiltration of public office, and their networked saboteurs, be posted by > some in every letterbox"

I found a cat message in my letterbox, sorry, litterbox.

I don't think it was intended for distribution, though. It was just a scratch copy.

37 posted on 02/01/2012 6:43:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: chrismac
Well, Chris, it's like I've always said: by the time the hallway is full of velociraptors it's way too late to change the locks on the restroom door. Somebody gave them a key, had to, because the lock is secured by those funky little screws that only go one way and so you know they didn't pull out a screwdriver or a toaster oven to get out of there. The question is who? Well, it could be whom too. "Who" if you're asking "who gave them the key to the executive crapper?", "whom" if you're asking, "the key to the crapper was given to them by whom?" The difference is in the preposition, but then you knew that, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!??

The point is simply this: if you are what you eat and the velociraptors have just eaten a Democrat, are they likely to start trying to steal other people's junk or is the whole thing just one big LIE? It makes a difference. You can take a zombie out with a head shot but have you ever tried that with a velociraptor? The buggers move too fast. And they aren't interested in brains. Which is why they ate a Democrat.

Are you keeping up, Chris? I thought so. You've heard this all before, haven't you? Like buzzing from the microchip the CIA implanted in your butt when you were getting the anal warts removed with that little bitty chainsaw? That Doc looked familiar, didn't he? You thought Heath Ledger was dead, but he's really in a Witness Protection program in a clinic in Podunk, smirking at you. Some men just want to watch the anus burn, Chris. They're just like that. And it explains the thumping sound you heard from his restroom.

Velociraptors. I shall say no more.

38 posted on 02/01/2012 6:45:43 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: chrismac; 230FMJ; 50mm; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; AliVeritas; Allegra; ...

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

39 posted on 02/01/2012 7:13:36 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: chrismac
I wanna know about the damaged organ: spleen, liver, kidney, pancreas?

C'mon, this may hugh and series, depending on what organ got the damage???

40 posted on 02/01/2012 7:35:10 PM PST by doorgunner69
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