The point is simply this: if you are what you eat and the velociraptors have just eaten a Democrat, are they likely to start trying to steal other people's junk or is the whole thing just one big LIE? It makes a difference. You can take a zombie out with a head shot but have you ever tried that with a velociraptor? The buggers move too fast. And they aren't interested in brains. Which is why they ate a Democrat.
Are you keeping up, Chris? I thought so. You've heard this all before, haven't you? Like buzzing from the microchip the CIA implanted in your butt when you were getting the anal warts removed with that little bitty chainsaw? That Doc looked familiar, didn't he? You thought Heath Ledger was dead, but he's really in a Witness Protection program in a clinic in Podunk, smirking at you. Some men just want to watch the anus burn, Chris. They're just like that. And it explains the thumping sound you heard from his restroom.
Velociraptors. I shall say no more.
That is one of the best comments I’ve ever read. Simply awesome.