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To: Mike Acker
2 posted on
08/12/2011 4:06:42 AM PDT by
Pinkbell
To: Mike Acker
Maybe she’s mad because you closed out the bar this morning.
HIICUUP!
To: Mike Acker
5 posted on
08/12/2011 4:12:59 AM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
To: Mike Acker
Actually, women are better then men, much better.
We are smarter, prettier, more insightful - everything.
In fact everything you can do, we can do — much — better.
We are also very kind to let you all hang around with us
and glean wisdom from us. We really should be ruling the planet. (Secret - soon we will!)
To: Mike Acker
I take it you think men are better than women?
To: Mike Acker
5. While he's sleeping it off just take his truck and leave him your car keys.
11 posted on
08/12/2011 4:31:01 AM PDT by
ladyvet
( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
To: Mike Acker
A friend and his wife broke down last night. This morning she is going to drive him to the parts store to pick up an alternator and then help him replace it on the side of the highway.
12 posted on
08/12/2011 4:34:23 AM PDT by
palmer
(Cooperating with Obama = helping him extend the depression and implement socialism.)
To: Mike Acker
Sooooo.... what’s this thread about again?
To: Mike Acker
I want my time back! Why did I click...
15 posted on
08/12/2011 4:47:57 AM PDT by
xenob
To: Mike Acker
Yessiree,
this was worth its own thread !
17 posted on
08/12/2011 4:51:08 AM PDT by
tomkat
(Sarah '12)
To: Mike Acker
18 posted on
08/12/2011 4:53:39 AM PDT by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: Mike Acker
Ive known some very good female mechanics.
20 posted on
08/12/2011 4:55:35 AM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Mike Acker
Is your “significant other” a Freeper? If not, then I guess you’re taking your frustration out on us. Sort of like kicking the dog.
You could have at least tried to make a political connection in all of this. If you turned it into an anti-Obama rant, the comments would be more supportive.
21 posted on
08/12/2011 4:58:01 AM PDT by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: Mike Acker
Therefore: when you car won't start: Don't share this sentence fragment with your wife. You will never hear the end of it.
24 posted on
08/12/2011 5:19:17 AM PDT by
mlocher
(Is it time to cash in before I am taxed out?)
To: Mike Acker
Guess who’s tooth brush is going to be used to clean the toilet bowl?.
NEVER mank you wife mad.
26 posted on
08/12/2011 5:25:05 AM PDT by
Vaduz
To: Mike Acker
Then clean your own toilets and refrigerators!
To: Mike Acker
29 posted on
08/12/2011 5:29:02 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
To: Mike Acker
Thanks, Mike. You've certainly cleared up a lot of the issues in the battle of the sexes. Me, I say,
vive la différence! Both sexes have their strong points. If I want someone to change my transmission, or take out a pillbox, a little testosterone probably helps. If I want someone to nurture a small child or decorate a room, I lean towards estrogen.
While there is overlap in abilities and inclinations, there is a tendency for certain roles to be filled more commonly by the different sexes. How dull this world would be if everyone was just like me! God gives us a variety of roles: soldier, engineer, mother, husband, grandfather, cook, mechanic, teacher, friend, student, flirt, police officer and He gives us any number of talents and forms to fulfill them. It adds spice and interest to life.
To: Mike Acker
Just fake a heart attack next time the car won't start.
A foolproof diversion that never fails.
To: Mike Acker
A woman on a plane thats going to crash stands up and cries; "I'm too young to die, I've never had a man truly make me feel like a woman."
A man behind her yells; "here ya go, iron my shirt".
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