Women are just as good as men

2011-08-11 | Mike Acker

[Mike Acker]

Women are just as good as men. Therefore: when you car won't start:

1. call a tow truck 2. have your car taken to a nearby service center 3. have them repair it for you 4. call for a ride

do not take this out on your husband/significant other: they didn't design or manufacture the vehicle.

[Rocky]

Is your “significant other” a Freeper? If not, then I guess you’re taking your frustration out on us. Sort of like kicking the dog.

You could have at least tried to make a political connection in all of this. If you turned it into an anti-Obama rant, the comments would be more supportive.

[Jonty30]

Ummm,..,no. Not at all.

*glances back.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

[mlocher]

Therefore: when you car won't start:

Don't share this sentence fragment with your wife. You will never hear the end of it.

[mlocher]

Are you married to Mr. Acker?

[Vaduz]

Guess who’s tooth brush is going to be used to clean the toilet bowl?.
NEVER mank you wife mad.

[conservativesister]

Then clean your own toilets and refrigerators!

[Caipirabob]

We really should be ruling the planet. (Secret - soon we will!)

I thought an obama presidency took care of that already!

[Arrowhead1952]

[normy]

Man is the glory of God. Woman is the glory of the man.

The Lord rules in the Kingdom of men.

Eve was deceived by Satan, Adam knew better but listened to his wife.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Thanks, Mike. You've certainly cleared up a lot of the issues in the battle of the sexes. Me, I say, vive la différence! Both sexes have their strong points. If I want someone to change my transmission, or take out a pillbox, a little testosterone probably helps. If I want someone to nurture a small child or decorate a room, I lean towards estrogen.

While there is overlap in abilities and inclinations, there is a tendency for certain roles to be filled more commonly by the different sexes. How dull this world would be if everyone was just like me! God gives us a variety of roles: soldier, engineer, mother, husband, grandfather, cook, mechanic, teacher, friend, student, flirt, police officer and He gives us any number of talents and forms to fulfill them. It adds spice and interest to life.

[RipSawyer]

Then you should be able to put the toilet seat down.

[Smokin' Joe]

Just keep your toothbrush in your custody. Let her use the other one, just so long as the bowl is cleaned...

[deadrock]

We really should be ruling the planet.

Since the vast majority of women are leftists, perhaps you are closer to that goal that you think. :}

[Madame Dufarge]

Just fake a heart attack next time the car won't start.

A foolproof diversion that never fails.

[antisocial]

“We are smarter, prettier, more insightful - everything.”

Anybody got that pic. of Helen Thomas handy?

[John 3_19-21]

A woman on a plane thats going to crash stands up and cries; "I'm too young to die, I've never had a man truly make me feel like a woman."

A man behind her yells; "here ya go, iron my shirt".

[Dead Corpse]

In fact everything you can do, we can do — much — better.

Pee standing up without getting your shoes wet.

[mad_as_he$$]

So the bitter divorced woman who is poisoning a little boys mind about what a POS his daddy is good at “nurturing”? Remember she picked him.

[strider44]

best rant ever on why men are better than women: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwPq-a-8W4