Posted on 08/12/2011 3:56:56 AM PDT by Mike Acker
Women are just as good as men. Therefore: when you car won't start:
1. call a tow truck 2. have your car taken to a nearby service center 3. have them repair it for you 4. call for a ride
do not take this out on your husband/significant other: they didn't design or manufacture the vehicle.
Uh... Okay.
I guess Mike had a fight with the wife....
Maybe she’s mad because you closed out the bar this morning.
HIICUUP!
Good point, maybe
Actually, women are better then men, much better.
We are smarter, prettier, more insightful - everything.
In fact everything you can do, we can do — much — better.
We are also very kind to let you all hang around with us
and glean wisdom from us. We really should be ruling the planet. (Secret - soon we will!)
I take it you think men are better than women?
You can have the planet. Just leave me alone to my video games.
Then take out your own garbage...
:-)
The only thing we know for sure is that women read over the shoulder what men type.
A friend and his wife broke down last night. This morning she is going to drive him to the parts store to pick up an alternator and then help him replace it on the side of the highway.
Sooooo.... what’s this thread about again?
Loose lips sink ships! SHHHHHHH!
I want my time back! Why did I click...
We do?
Alllllllrighty then!
"Actually, women cats are better then men than people, much better. We are smarter, prettier, more insightful - everything. In fact everything you can do, we can do — much — better. We are also very kind to let you all hang around with us and glean wisdom from us. We really should be ruling the planet. (Secret - soon we will!) "
I’ve known some very good female mechanics.
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