[Pinkbell]

Uh... Okay.

[right way right]

Maybe she’s mad because you closed out the bar this morning.

HIICUUP!

[muir_redwoods]

Good point, maybe

[Esther Ruth]

Actually, women are better then men, much better.
We are smarter, prettier, more insightful - everything.
In fact everything you can do, we can do — much — better.
We are also very kind to let you all hang around with us
and glean wisdom from us. We really should be ruling the planet. (Secret - soon we will!)

[9YearLurker]

I take it you think men are better than women?

[ladyvet]

5. While he's sleeping it off just take his truck and leave him your car keys.

[palmer]

A friend and his wife broke down last night. This morning she is going to drive him to the parts store to pick up an alternator and then help him replace it on the side of the highway.

[Mr. Impatient]

Sooooo.... what’s this thread about again?

[xenob]

I want my time back! Why did I click...

[tomkat]

Yessiree, this was worth its own thread !

[day10]

Alllllllrighty then!

[R. Scott]

I’ve known some very good female mechanics.

[Rocky]

Is your “significant other” a Freeper? If not, then I guess you’re taking your frustration out on us. Sort of like kicking the dog.

You could have at least tried to make a political connection in all of this. If you turned it into an anti-Obama rant, the comments would be more supportive.

[mlocher]

Therefore: when you car won't start:

Don't share this sentence fragment with your wife. You will never hear the end of it.

[Vaduz]

Guess who’s tooth brush is going to be used to clean the toilet bowl?.
NEVER mank you wife mad.

[conservativesister]

Then clean your own toilets and refrigerators!

[Arrowhead1952]

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Thanks, Mike. You've certainly cleared up a lot of the issues in the battle of the sexes. Me, I say, vive la différence! Both sexes have their strong points. If I want someone to change my transmission, or take out a pillbox, a little testosterone probably helps. If I want someone to nurture a small child or decorate a room, I lean towards estrogen.

While there is overlap in abilities and inclinations, there is a tendency for certain roles to be filled more commonly by the different sexes. How dull this world would be if everyone was just like me! God gives us a variety of roles: soldier, engineer, mother, husband, grandfather, cook, mechanic, teacher, friend, student, flirt, police officer and He gives us any number of talents and forms to fulfill them. It adds spice and interest to life.

[Madame Dufarge]

Just fake a heart attack next time the car won't start.

A foolproof diversion that never fails.

[John 3_19-21]

A woman on a plane thats going to crash stands up and cries; "I'm too young to die, I've never had a man truly make me feel like a woman."

A man behind her yells; "here ya go, iron my shirt".