Posted on 08/02/2011 8:09:52 AM PDT by Rebelbase
Time to make the coffee...and turn a trick? We've heard of fast food workers using their job as a front to sell drugs, but this is a twist. A six-week police investigation called "extra sugar" in New Jersey has allegedly turned up a prostitute working an interesting corner: the drive-through window at a Dunkin' Donuts on Route 46. Last week Police arrested 29-year-old Melissa Redmond for offering Dunkin' customers a secret menu that puts the one at In-N-Out to shame.
The illicit business was uncovered after Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann says he got an anonymous tip. She was a night time employee (working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.), supposedly a very good one," he told the Asbury Park Press. So Shwarzmann got to live most cops dream: He started doing surveillance on the coffee and donuts emporium.
While watching, he noticed the alleged night walker go out to see customers in their cars, sometimes spending up to 15 minutes with them. Sometimes I'd even see money changing hands," he said. Sometimes the cars would stay in the lot, and sometimes they would go elsewhere. But eventually the cops had to check things out for themselves, so an officer was sent in to act as an undercover john.
After Redmond allegedly listed her prices for services to the officer on two occasions, the "john" told her he would go get money and be right back. When he returned, he picked Redmond up, drove her behind the restaurant and arrested her. Dunkin' Donuts has not commented on the incident.
If she had the johns help make the donuts, I am gonna puke on my keyboard. I always wonder how they made the holes in those damn donuts.
I know it’s really sad, but I’ve come to the point in my life where a sugared donut is more important to me than sex.
I’m not allowed to eat it anymore, and I’d probably be willing to rob a house if it wouldlet me change the laws of metabolic chemistry.
I am a true junkie.
HOMER: "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
Long Johns at the Dunkin Donuts.
I used a diet for years called the carbohydrate addition diet. I’ve tried Atkins, but the CAD was by far the best one I was ever on. Lost scads of weight, my labs stabilized wonderfully, and you could have a donut once a day. Heck, you could have two donuts. (Basically, it’s sort like a carbo “slimfast” - you totally restrict carbos, and then are allowed a “reward meal” once a day. It worked quite well.)
I was foolish enough to go off it for reasons that seemed good at the time, and now am diabetic. I am sure if I stayed on it I would never have come to this place.
Post 27 properties shows Amber Howard.
That one is from Florida not Jersey.
Both are from Florida not Jersey like the article is about.
if you start your search here
http://www.spokeo.com/search?q=Melissa%20Redmond#New%20Jersey
Theres one only in the area where the Dunkin Donuts is.
After that try googling the name & town and see what you get.
But didn’t Joe Bite-me say you had to be Indian or Paki to work at Dunkin Donuts?
“I’ll turn tricks at a doughnut shop, that’s that last place a cop will ever be!”
With thinking like that, she’ll be trying for a Darwin Award in a few years.
Not guilty!
Thanks for the AMBER ALERT!
So if the husband says” Stay in bed honey, I’ll pick up something for breakfast on my way to work.” a woman should be suspicious?
Him: Hon, I’m gonna run down to Dunkin’ for some donut hole.
Her: You mean some donut holes?
Him: No.
Honestly honey I just said I wanted extra sugar with my coffee and a Jelly Donut!! LOL
Wait till you see what she does with an eclair.
Saturday morning donuts, uh huh...
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