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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1

Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: Responsibility2nd

If there’s any more of that the Admin Mod will make a post to the thread.


121 posted on 04/29/2010 8:26:37 AM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

Perfect!

And getting ever more perfect!


122 posted on 04/29/2010 8:32:21 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Patrick1

It’s missing a lot.
Cheese.
Moose/sister.
Hugh.
Series.
Stuned beeber.
Bashing Giuliani, Huckabee.
Birther hijack.
An Opus.
A zot.

Keep working at it and you’ll get there.


123 posted on 04/29/2010 8:38:40 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: Darksheare
And caffienated zombie deer.

Gasp! OMGosh! How, oh HOW could I have forgotten? I'll have to turn in my copy of World War Z after I stune my beeber and ZOT a Romneybot and a crazy cat lady.

124 posted on 04/29/2010 8:51:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: shibumi
Whoa! That's a pretty hot stalker! Don't tell Hubby I said so.
125 posted on 04/29/2010 8:53:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Patrick1

TROLL! (with namecalling, it’s now complete and perfect.) ;-)


126 posted on 04/29/2010 8:58:05 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Responsibility2nd
I'm late for the ZOT but you still earned a Viking Kitteh:


127 posted on 04/29/2010 9:14:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
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>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
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128 posted on 04/29/2010 10:02:23 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: VRWCmember

Vast, is that you?


129 posted on 04/29/2010 10:25:31 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: OB1kNOb

RINO!


130 posted on 04/29/2010 10:29:22 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Patrick1

131 posted on 04/29/2010 10:34:36 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Drill baby, drill!)
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To: Billthedrill

And then the dog got Eeeeee-coliiiii!

LOL that made me think of that elton john thread.


132 posted on 04/29/2010 10:39:04 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Patrick1

You forgot the magic underwear.


133 posted on 04/29/2010 10:52:12 AM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: Patrick1

What? No homeschool vs public school?


134 posted on 04/29/2010 11:25:54 AM PDT by SlidingW (October 9, 2009 - I Was Here!)
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To: secret garden; Robert A. Cook, PE
Bless your heart.

LOL

135 posted on 04/29/2010 11:51:01 AM PDT by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: Billthedrill

It can’t be the perfect FR post until the Helen Thomas picture shows up and makes everyone barf.


136 posted on 04/29/2010 11:53:26 AM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: GonzoGOP

CATS! We need more cats....


137 posted on 04/29/2010 12:16:11 PM PDT by alarm rider (The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
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To: alarm rider
CATS! We need more cats



138 posted on 04/29/2010 12:24:41 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Don’t forget the beer...


140 posted on 04/29/2010 1:35:44 PM PDT by Bookwoman ("...and I am unanimous in this..")
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